Dalty’s Auto

07/29/2026

🚨 FOR SALE: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 🚨

Have you ever looked at a HEMI and thought…

“Nah… I don’t need all that horsepower.”

Neither did the first owner. That’s why this one’s got the legendary V6.

2007 Dodge Ram 1500
• 2WD
• V6
• 144,000 miles
• Automatic
• Runs and drives great
• Has enough power to get you there… eventually.

Perfect for:
✔️ Hauling a lawn mower.
✔️ Looking like you own a truck.
✔️ Telling people, “It’s just as reliable as the HEMI,” before changing the subject.

It doesn’t identify as a race truck.
It identifies as “THE BLUEBERRY”

If you’re looking for a truck that’ll start every morning and keep your expectations perfectly managed, congratulations… you found it.

Message us before someone else lowers their standards.

$7,200 obo

07/02/2026

🎆 To answer some of the most common questions about the Mid American Bash happening this Friday, July 3rd: 🎆

🚍 Parking & Shuttles: There will be designated parking areas with shuttle buses running to and from the event. A map of the parking locations can be found in the photos below.
If all spots at marked locations are filled, we are equipped and fully prepared to use our overflow lots.

🧊 Coolers: You’re welcome to bring a cooler, but it must be small enough to carry with one hand. No alcohol is permitted. Must be willing to allow cooler search upon arrival at front gate.

🪑 Seating: Be sure to bring your lawn chairs so you can relax and enjoy the festivities! Canopies are also welcome—please be courteous when placing them so they don’t block the view of others.

🚻 Restrooms: There will be 25 porta-potties available on-site, and the Lion’s Club building will also be open for restroom use.

🛍️ Shop Local: We’ll have over 50 amazing vendors at this year’s event! So be sure to stop by, shop local, and support these incredible businesses.

We can’t wait to see everyone for an incredible day at the Mid American Bash! 🇺🇸

If you have not yet bought your ticket, clink the link below!
⬇️ 🔽
https://www.tickettailor.com/eventsqbunkermediaproductions/2122896

06/30/2026

Mid-American Bash – Bunker Lions Club, Fri Jul 3, 2026 - Live Music Food and Drink Vendors Boutique Vendors Bounce Houses for kids Fireworks Display

06/16/2026

04/10/2026

🚨 LAST CHANCE 🚨

We are almost SOLD OUT of online tickets… and once they’re gone, they’re GONE.

If you’ve been thinking about coming — this is your sign to stop waiting. You do NOT want to be the one hearing about it after the fact.

🔥 Live music all day
🍔 Food vendors
🛍️ Boutiques & unique vendors
🎈 Bounce houses & kids activities
💥 Fireworks

Tickets are moving FAST and we are down to the final batch online.

👉 Grab yours NOW before we shut it down:

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/bunkermediaproductions/2122896

Don’t risk missing out — secure your spot today

02/08/2026

01/22/2026

💥Jeep For Sale💥

Are you tired of being able to hear your own thoughts while driving? Do you wish your commute felt more like being inside a high-speed blender? If you answered "Yes" and "Please, God, yes," then have I got the brick-on-wheels for you.

The Vital Stats
• Year: 2017
• Mileage: 96,871 (Mostly spent looking for parking at Walmart)
• Price: $19,500 (Cheaper than therapy, and twice as rugged)

Why You Need This Jeep:

• Aerodynamics of a Toaster: This vehicle was designed by someone who hated wind. At 70mph, you don't drive this Jeep; you negotiate with the atmosphere.

• The "Jeep Wave": Buy this car and instantly gain thousands of friends you never wanted. You are now legally obligated to wave at every other Wrangler or risk losing your soul.

•The Sound System: It’s actually just the wind whistling through the door seals. At highway speeds, it plays a lovely avant-garde piece called "I Hope That Bolt Wasn't Important."

• Off-Road Ready: This Jeep has 96,871 miles. Approximately 12 of those were off-road. The rest were spent in the Costco parking lot, where I once drove over a particularly aggressive speed bump just to feel alive.

• Horsepower: It has some! The 3.6 Pentastar motor has enough to get you to the top of a trail or to the front of the line at Taco Bell, provided there isn’t a strong headwind.

The Deal:
For the low price of $19,500 obo. No lowballers. I know what I have (says every Jeep owner). It’s a very expensive Lego set that requires insurance and an occasional oil change.

Bonus: I will include a handful of rubber ducks

"So get over to Dalty’s Auto—where the prices are firm-ish and your mid-life crisis is our top priority!"

Dalty’s Auto
16296 Hwy 72, Bunker, Mo
(573)-707-1670