Vertex Auto

03/01/2026

9 out of 10 automobile owners are complete fu***ng morons. Most of you believe that the McDonald's of the auto industry can properly take care of your iPad on wheels. The rest will believe what their middle school dropout nephew tells them is wrong based on the code spit out by a 39 dollar code reader. Same nephew has never done anything more than work at a Papa John's that can't even successfully stay in the pizza business and he hasn't even mastered his own personal hygiene. Stay stupid f**k faces.

01/18/2026

The employee that put the camera in the Ladies bathroom has been terminated. But if anyone wants some of the footage its $20 for a 4 hour dvd.

08/08/2025

10% discount for big tiddy women with white shirts and no bra.

07/01/2025

Unlike your mom's legs, we will not be open July 4th. Ill probably be at your mom's since it will be open.

06/19/2025

July 4th 2025. We will be hosting the First Annual Youth V**e Contest. Ages 8 and up.

06/12/2025

Any protestor attempting harm here will be butt f**ked.

05/23/2025

If you are the type of person that lives in an expensive neighborhood and will use social media to put down a business because you are not happy about being charged $1.00 you can kindly go f**k yourself. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Don't come around here on some bu****it.

05/13/2025

The new uniforms are here. Looking forward to everyone seeing them.

Don't come around here on some bu****it.

04/22/2025

You have to drink from paper straws and take your own grocery bags to the store while a bunch of rich wh**es get to take a space uber. Saving the environment is only for the common folk.

04/09/2025

Looking for a good looking female that wants to participate in our OF content. Apply within.

04/03/2025

I know I joke a lot and I missed April Fools Day but its really hard to tell a joke like the one most of you guys reading this are holding onto while you p*e.

03/27/2025

We are currently running a special deal on sagon. Two for one special. Sagon deez nuts.