10/12/2026
Christopher Columbus set out looking for India, completely missed his destination, refused to ask for directions, and still claimed he knew where he was the whole time.
Sound like any dispatch system you’ve dealt with lately? 😂
To all the truck drivers out there making actual deliveries on time, following truck-safe routes, and not accidentally discovering a whole new continent when you were just looking for the loading dock: we salute you this Columbus Day!
May your GPS be accurate, your low-clearance bridges be avoided, and your DPF stay clean! 🛠️💨