Welcome to Girdwood, you can’t park there.

Welcome to Girdwood, you can’t park there. Are we the ones that have been parking wrong this whole time?!

Taking up a handicap spot without a handicap tag? Good luck getting out bud.0/10 Cause you’re an as***le
04/10/2023

Taking up a handicap spot without a handicap tag? Good luck getting out bud.
0/10 Cause you’re an as***le

Don’t want to park then walk inside? Just park inside! 11/10 for making up a new parking lot
04/03/2023

Don’t want to park then walk inside? Just park inside!
11/10 for making up a new parking lot

03/30/2023

Sir, you can’t p*e there…..
19/10 for how little f***s it takes to p*e in front of an entire pub.

Lines telling you EXACTLY where to park?! F**k em10/10 cause f**kem
03/28/2023

Lines telling you EXACTLY where to park?! F**k em
10/10 cause f**kem

Why not park right in the middleOf the lot AND in front of the no parking sign?!13/10 for lack of reading or f***s to gi...
03/23/2023

Why not park right in the middle
Of the lot AND in front of the no parking sign?!
13/10 for lack of reading or f***s to give

A redneck limo? Probably the only one allowed to take up this many spots.10/10 for badassary
03/22/2023

A redneck limo? Probably the only one allowed to take up this many spots.
10/10 for badassary

Why park in a parking lot when you can just park right in the middle of the fu***ng street?!14/10 because it’s literally...
03/21/2023

Why park in a parking lot when you can just park right in the middle of the fu***ng street?!
14/10 because it’s literally the middle of the street.

Why go with the parking pattern when you can just do whatever the f**k you want?!10/10 for blocking the entire parking l...
03/20/2023

Why go with the parking pattern when you can just do whatever the f**k you want?!
10/10 for blocking the entire parking lot.

Regular parking is boring! Make it your own unique lot by parking any direction another car isn’t. 11/10 for people gett...
03/19/2023

Regular parking is boring! Make it your own unique lot by parking any direction another car isn’t.
11/10 for people getting creative.

Wanna just block in an entire parking lot?! Girdwood is the place for you! 10/10 for how little f***s given. 👌
03/18/2023

Wanna just block in an entire parking lot?! Girdwood is the place for you!
10/10 for how little f***s given. 👌

Parking spaces so more cars can park? F**k em, just park right in the middle of the whole parking lot. 9/10 cause they c...
03/16/2023

Parking spaces so more cars can park? F**k em, just park right in the middle of the whole parking lot.
9/10 cause they could have just parked in the street I guess. 🙃

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