06/03/2026
🚨 WANTED FOR QUESTIONABLE VISION 🚨
These stylish pink glasses were found wandering around our Ripley location by the vacuums without adult supervision. Their owner is apparently attempting life on “hard mode” and may currently be squinting at menus, waving at strangers they think they know, or accidentally liking old Facebook photos.
If these glasses belong to you (or your tiny fashion icon), please message us or stop by to claim them.
The glasses are safe, being well cared for, and have only asked for juice and snacks twice.