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26/04/2014

Arrive at your Wedding Venue and Business meeting with class.Reserve a Car at http://t.co/ai6IQki9ji . via

26/04/2014

Arrive at your Wedding venue and Business meeting in class. Reserve a Car and leave the rest to us. via

26/04/2014

Arrive at your Wedding venue and Business meeting with class. Reserve a Car and leave the rest to us. via

16/11/2013

Raising the Bar.. Perfectly combined innovation resulting in Symphony.
Vice President Design Daimler AG gives an insight into his visions of the new S-Class.
Fuel consumption (combined): 11.9-5.5 l/100 km;
CO2 emissions (combined): 279-146 g/km*
Price from $93,825

13/11/2013

07/11/2013

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.
"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note:
"I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

05/11/2013

Land Rover reveals long-wheelbase Range Rover Autobiography Black

- Long wheelbase Range Rover extends customer appeal
- The ultimate luxury vehicle in the long wheelbase market
- First Range Rover long wheelbase in 20 years
- Debuts at LA and Guangzhou motor shows
- Autobiography Black launched as the new pinnacle of the Range Rover line-up*
- Derivative available exclusively on long wheelbase Range Rover in UK
- First class experience combined with true Land Rover breadth of capability
- Debuts at Dubai motor show
- First customer deliveries of Range Rover long wheelbase from March 2014 with Autobiography Black deliveries commencing in August 2014
- Over 840,000 Range Rover vehicles sold since launch in 1970

Whitley, UK, October 28 2013: Land Rover is extending customer appeal of its family of luxury vehicles with the launch of a new long wheelbase Range Rover and the addition of an exclusive specification – the Range Rover Autobiography Black.

05/11/2013

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies:" O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair.
Come back in a few months and then we'll see." Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."
Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair." Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."

01/11/2013

The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"

Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

29/10/2013

TOYOTA VENZA 2014

A large five-seat hatchback, the Toyota Venza combines the interior space of a crossover with the entry ease of a wagon. Offered with a four- or six-cylinder engine and front- or all-wheel drive.

New for 2014

XLE and Limited trim levels gain power-folding side mirrors, and the Limited also adds front and rear parking sensors.

29/10/2013

28/10/2013

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...

"HELLLLO" "You need to wind up the windows" LWKMD