17/05/2026
OUTDOOR AND 4X4 FESTIVAL - Penalty Shots
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If you wondered what transgressions would qualify for a penalty shot, here are only a few examples from the weekend.
👉Official Weekend Penalty Shot (straf dop) Charges:
🥃 Albert van Niekerk of LR Parts, guilty of selling us far too many parts. He is responsible for more impulse purchases than Black Friday.
🥃 Pieter Scholtz, found guilty of wandering around camp looking emotionally unavailable after having recently sold his Land Rover. Witnesses described him as “a snake 🐍 that missed its meal.”
🥃 Herman Strauss, rolled in with a brand-new Defender just to remind the rest of us that some people are clearly doing better in life. Very inconsiderate behaviour. 😕
🥃 Gundula Perry, charged with overlanding fraud after fitting a bonnet spare-wheel bracket for maximum expedition appearance… but leaving the actual spare wheel safely at home where it could not possibly help anyone. Experts confirmed the setup was “all show, no puncture plan.”
🥃Paul Meyburg, awarded a penalty shot for arriving with the dirtiest vehicle of the weekend. His Land Rover was so caked in mud from the drive to the event that some people thought it was a new camouflage colour.
🥃 Willi Greef, climbed onto the roof of the Canyon Farm Stall to inspect an old Land Rover on display like he’d discovered a sacred fossil. Sir, it’s a farm stall, not Jurassic Park.
🥃 Bernd Röder, still confidently operating a thirsty 4.5 V8 Toyota Double Cab while fuel prices are out here doing CrossFit. ⛽
🤔 Concern is, however, growing around penalty officer Japie, who was repeatedly seen 👀 sampling the alcoholic liquid personally under the excuse of "quality control purposes" as is clearly documented in the photographic evidence.
⚖ It should be noted that nobody is ever forced to drink the penalty shot themselves, they may legally be donated to another participant… although this almost never happens because everyone is mysteriously very committed to “the juice" and serving out the penalty. ⚖
📷 provided by participants