21/01/2021
(Suami pergi balai polis)
Suami : Isteri saya hilang. Dia keluar semalam sampai sekarang tak balik lagi!
Sarjan : Tinggi dia berapa?
Suami : Damn tak sure. 5 kaki setengah kot.
Sarjan : Berat?
Suami : Tak gemuk tak kurus.
Sarjan : Warna kulit?
Suami : Sedang-sedang. Tak pasti. Tak perasan.
Sarjan : Tudung ke freehair?
Suami : Haah. Tak. Dua-dua.
Sarjan : Okay dia pakai apa semalam?
Suami : Seluar jeans. Mungkin skirt. Baju kurung kot. Tak, kebaya. Semalam hari isnin. Dia pergi gym. Tracksuit.
Sarjan : Dia naik kereta apa?
Suami : Dia naik kereta Mazda aya.
Sarjan : Mazda model apa?
Suami : Mazda CX30 2.0 High. LED Front Headlights with Auto on/off and Auto Leveling function. LED Taillights, Power Tailgate with programmable Height Function, Rain-Sensing Variable-Intermittent Windshield Wipers, Mazda Advance Keyless Entry, Power Sunroof with Sliding & Tilt Glass, Electronic Power Assisted Steering, Organ Type Accelerator Pedal, Electronic Parking Brake, Engine Start/Off Button, Colour Windshield-Projection Active Driving Display, 7" Colour TFT LCD Multi-info Display, 8.8" Mazda Connect Infotainment System with Multi-function Commander Control and Voice Command, Apple CarPlay and Android Auto Function, 8 Audio Speakers, Paddle Shifters, Leather Steering Wheel (Tilt & Telescopic) with Audio, Bluetooth Hands-Free & Cruise Control Switches, Dual Zone Auto Climate Control, Rear Air Conditioning Vents, Auto Dimming Rear View Mirror, Reverse Camera with Guidelines, Sports Mode Drive Selection Switch, 10-Way Power Adjustment (Driver Only) - Tilt, Lift, Lumbar, Slide & Recline with 2-position Memory Function, Mazda i-Stop Idling Technology, Mazda G-Vectoring Control Plus Technology (GVC)....
(Suami mula menangis teresak-esak)
Sarjan : Jangan risau tuan. Kita cari Mazda tuan.
-tamat-
Selamat pagi semua 😂🙏🏻