Marks Motor Maintenance

18/02/2023

8,801 signatures are still needed! Save Diddly Squat Farm from planning injustice

30/10/2021

15/09/2021

10/07/2021

Nice bit of fishing for the tip lol gotta love sooted up glow plugs. Can anyone guess the engine?

01/07/2021

Gotta love an old transit. Not too bad considering its got 240 thousands on the clock.

14/02/2021

Love this!

A ship engine failed and no one could fix it, so they brought in a chap with 40 years experience.

He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.

He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back into life.

The engine was fixed!

7 Days later the owners got his bill for £10,000.

"What?!" the owners said. "You hardly did anything. Send us an itemised bill."

The reply simply said:
Tapping with a hammer: £2
Knowing where to tap: £9,998

Don't ever underestimate experience.

07/05/2020

I'm now offering car key repairs. I use good quality buttons, batteries and cases. I can also program new chips for immobilisers. Key cutting service coming soon. Message me for a quote.

04/11/2018

Soo how many of you lovely people would like a free anti-freeze test?

04/09/2018

Here is why you should get filters changes left is air filter now with a new one the mpg's go up as the car can no breath. Right is pollen /cabin filter so inside not has clean air with it changed. This is from a car with service history and the book says they were changed around 10,000 miles ago.

18/11/2017

The owner said the brakes had started getting noisy lol

18/11/2017

Nice little job. I think the old one was a little rotten