Optimum Performance

02/06/2026

🌧️ MISSED OUR BANK HOLIDAY OFFER? WE DON'T BLAME YOU... 🌧️

Between the Bank Holiday, family days out, BBQs, trips away and half-term keeping everyone busy, we know a lot of people saw our offer and simply never got round to booking

To be honest, we felt a bit bad seeing all the messages come in afterwards asking if we'd honour the deal

So because last week's offer was such a huge success, and because the weather looks absolutely miserable this week anyway, we've decided to bring it back for ONE FINAL WEEK

🔥 ALL REMAPS - £199
🔥 DPF CLEANS - £90

If your car feels sluggish, your DPF is causing headaches, fuel economy isn't what it used to be, or you've been thinking about getting a remap done for a while, now's your chance

This offer is available for bookings made this week only and once it's finished, that's it

Don't spend the week watching the rain from your window wishing you'd booked in

📞 Message the page today to secure your slot

📍 Workshop based only
📅 Offer ends Sunday
⚠️ Availability is limited and slots are already filling up fast

25/05/2026

🥵 UK HEATWAVE = CARS CRYING FOR HELP 🥵

The sun comes out and suddenly everyone’s cars are overheating, going into limp mode, smoking, rattling or flashing dashboard lights like Blackpool illuminations 😂☀️

SO… before your family wagon ruins the bank holiday or your work van starts moving like it’s towing the moon… 👀

🚨 TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO BOOK THIS OFFER 🚨

We’ll honour the bookings for the rest of this week… BUT the booking MUST be made TODAY 🤝

💥 ALL REMAPS – £199
💥 DPF CLEANS – £90

And honestly? The diary is absolutely chaos already 🔥

If your car feels sluggish in this heat…
If your DPF light is having a meltdown…
Or if your van has all the power of a melted Calippo… now’s the time 😂

📍Workshop based only
📩 Message the page NOW before the last slots disappear

⚠️ LAST DAY TO BOOK = TODAY ⚠️

22/05/2026

🌴🍊 BANK HOLIDAY = CAR TREATMENT TIME 🍊🌴

Be honest…
you’ve spent more on random BBQ food, garden bits from B&M and bank holiday beers than your car’s had spent on it all year 👀😂

So here’s your sign to sort it out…

🔥 4 DAY BANK HOLIDAY BONANZA 🔥

⚡ ALL REMAPS — £199
💨 DPF CLEANS — ONLY £90

(workshop based only)

More power.
Better MPG.
Smoother drive.
Less dashboard drama.

Whether it’s your work van, school run wagon or your pride and joy… OP’s got you covered 🛠️

But don’t hang about… because every single offer we do ends the same way:

📩 “Have you got anything left this weekend?”
📩 “Can you squeeze me in?”
📩 “I meant to message earlier…”

🤣🤣🤣

You know the drill — message the page NOW before the diary gets carnage

🧡 Optimum Performance
“Grease monkeys with a tuning addiction.”

20/05/2026

People see the remaps, tuning, DPF wizardry and diagnostics and think we’re just “the tuning people” 👀

Truth is… at heart we’re grease monkeys through and through 😂🔧

Give boss man a clutch job, brakes, servicing, timing chains, suspension, engine swaps or a full engine rebuild and he’s happier than a kid in a sweet shop.

Yes, we love the clever diagnostic side of things…
Yes, we love making vehicles drive better…
BUT we also love the good old fashioned mechanical graft that keeps your cars and vans alive 💪

From a simple service to a full engine replacement build…
From daily runarounds to workhorses…
From “it’s making a funny noise” to “I think it’s dead”…

We do it ALL.

Not just tuners.
Not just remappers.
Actual mechanics with oily hands, snapped bolts, late nights and too many cups of coffee ☕😂

📍 Poole & surrounding areas
🔧 ALL makes, models & budgets catered for
🚐 Van specialists & BMW enthusiasts
⭐ Genuine, honest, reliable mechanics you can trust

19/05/2026

🚗 FOR SALE - £1,200🚗
2009 Peugeot 308 1.6 HDi Sport Manual – 123k Miles

Before you scroll past because it’s “just a Peugeot”… this little thing has honestly been an absolute weapon of a cheap runaround 👏

✔️ NEW MOT
✔️ 4 brand new tyres
✔️ Recently serviced
✔️ Remapped for better fuel economy & sharper throttle response
✔️ Cheap to tax
✔️ Cheap to insure
✔️ Drives spot on with no issues

This was our son’s daily while he saved for the BMW he really wanted, and it’s never missed a beat. Starts, drives and pulls exactly how it should and has been properly looked after — not just ran into the ground like most cheap cars nowadays.

Perfect first car, work commuter, cheap daily or reliable little backup car without the ridiculous price tag 💸

It’s now been fully cleaned inside and out and looking brand new by our valeter, parked up and ready for its next owner. Mileage won’t increase.

📹 We also have a full walk around video of inside & outside for anyone genuinely interested.

💬 Open to sensible offers… but please don’t message asking “last price” before you’ve even seen the car 😂

Message the page for more info.

08/05/2026

⚠️ BRITISH SUMMER MAY BE STRUGGLING… BUT YOUR CAR DOESN’T HAVE TO ⚠️

while the weather’s out here doing absolute freestyle… we’re dropping 20% OFF REMAPS & DPF CLEANS for THIS WEEKEND ONLY 👊

Because let’s be honest…

❌ Sluggish vans
❌ Lazy throttle response
❌ DPF lights ruining your life
❌ Fuel economy that makes you cry at Tesco pumps

…ain’t the vibe

This is your sign to wake your car or van up properly ⚡️

✔️ More power
✔️ Smoother drive
✔️ Better MPG
✔️ Proper DPF solutions
✔️ Done by people who actually know what they’re doing

No gimmicks. No “magic fuel additives”. 😭

Just genuine, honest, reliable work from your local family-run vehicle wizards 🛠️

📍 Poole & surrounding areas
📩 MESSAGE THE PAGE TO BOOK

⏳ OFFER ENDS THIS WEEKEND

28/04/2026

Right… what was that yesterday then? 😂
Sun out, everyone acting like it was Marbella…
Fast forward 24 hours and it’s back to jumpers, wind and rain 🌧️

Classic UK

So while the weather’s having an identity crisis… we’re dropping a little deal 👇

🔥 20% OFF REMAPS & DPF CLEANS 🔥

If you’re gonna be driving around in this miserable weather, your car might as well feel half decent doing it 😅

✔️ More power
✔️ Drives smoother
✔️ Better on fuel (if you behave… which you won’t)
✔️ And sort that DPF before it turns into a bigger job

Mobile or workshop — we’ve got you 👍

📩 Message the page to book in

Don’t hang about… this “summer” clearly isn’t sticking around anyway 😭

24/04/2026

💥 SHARE THE LOVE FRIDAY 💥

Alright you absolute legends… all 951 of you 👀
If we’ve ever fixed your car, saved your wallet, got you back on the road, or just generally worked our magic… this is your moment 🙌

👉 Head over to our Google page and drop us a review
👉 Share our page with your mates, family, neighbours… even that one friend whose car is always on the brink 😅

Every review helps us more than you realise — it builds trust, brings in new customers, and keeps this family-run business growing 💛

We’re not some big flashy garage…
Just real people, doing honest work, with a bit of banter thrown in 😎

So if you’ve ever thought “they smashed it to be fair”… now’s your time to shout about it 📣

Let’s make this one count 👇
Reviews. Shares. Love.

4.5 ⭐ · Mechanic in England