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Wtf is this. At some point this week I mapped a VW Tiguan and was shown this bad boy. Plugs into the 12v power point (ci...
20/09/2026

Wtf is this.

At some point this week I mapped a VW Tiguan and was shown this bad boy. Plugs into the 12v power point (cigarette lighter to people over the age of 30) and it apparently supports smoother, more efficent driving.

I assume by being a blue, intimate toy shaped device poking out of your dash which reminds you how easy it is to waste money. Which encourages you to drive better.

Thats another subject all together, the best way to get better fuel economy is to just learn to drive. But we will deal with that later...

Then today I went to Lidl to do my food shopping nice and early and spotted this gem in the middle isle. A C*D infused pillow...

I swiftly remembered people really will s***k their money on anything won't they?

If you know anyone who has invested in either of these devices please check in on them and make sure they're OK.

I tuned a car today. It was a Volvo. You all know how I feel about Volvos.
19/09/2026

I tuned a car today. It was a Volvo.

You all know how I feel about Volvos.

I got into work today to tune one of my favourite cars. 😍 A 2.0TDI 150HP Golf R Line with a DSG gearbox. Why are these o...
05/09/2026

I got into work today to tune one of my favourite cars. 😍

A 2.0TDI 150HP Golf R Line with a DSG gearbox.

Why are these one of my favourite cars?

They have a smaller turbo than the equivalent GTD, so the spool up is instant. You can make these really punchy and responsive low down, almost like an old PD but with more refinement. Which is fantastic because the owner had come from a long string of diesel Golfs and had an older PD140 BKD engine in a Mk5 years ago, and he knew exactly what I meant when I said I'd make his new common rail diesel drive like an old PD.

Ordinarily with the DSG 150hp cars I don't push gearbox tuning, however this customer had some specific requests which meant I had a fiddle with the gearbox too.

Initially we health checked the car with a road test. During the road test our datalogging equipment was setup and recording and we did various different things with it, part throttle steady driving, pulling away from junctions, simulating an overtake, a full throttle pull from 1200rpm to almost redline etc etc. Once we had a handle on the data we came back and I looked through it all.

We looked at requested vs actual boost pressure, we checked the airflow, we checked fuel pressure, monitored exhaust gas temperatures, DPF pressure, inlet temperatures, injection quantity and duration as well as every other bit of data I could get my hands on.

The outcome was a very, very healthy car. Dare I say it, faultless.

The engine tune was easy, I've done plenty of these so I went for one of my "go to" files but had a little tweak on the drivers wish to make the gearbox and throttle pedal slightly more responsive. This tune has been on hundreds of cars and always delivers 420nm and around 185hp, with safe and controlled exhaust temps and a really nice boost profile.

The gearbox had the torque limitations raised, shift points on the way up the gearbox raised by 200rpm up to 60% throttle and on the way back down the gearbox shift points were raised by 300rpm in the no throttle and up to around 30% throttle zones. Giving a sportier and more coherent feel to the gearbox.

Torque reduction during gear shifts was decreased, shift time was reduced to give a faster physical gear change and clamping pressure was ramped up by a moderate 10%.

Then we went back out on the road with me driving initially and in my eyes the car was perfect. Sharper, smoother delivery, more torque, more power and a perfectly behaved gearbox.

We came back and I sent the owner out for a drive, and he came back with a different opinion. 😬

He found he was having to apply more throttle than he wanted to for the gearbox to drop down a gear and was hoping for a more responsive feel.

I COULD have flashed the car again, but first I changed the coding of the throttle pedal from VW spec to the sport linerisation that Audi models had. Then I sent him out for another drive.

Job done. "I don't find it annoying anymore."

The car did throw a spanner in the works mid tuning session, the park position microswitch in the shifter decided that five minutes after I tuned it would be a fantastic time for it to start playing up. The customer was no spring chicken, so once I explained the fault and the fix there was no question it was an irrelevant and poorly timed coincidence. But at least it's a cheap fix!

The customer was fantastic, which given my staged return to work and enormously reduced pace was something I really appreciated. As much as I appreciated his 6 hour round trip to visit us this morning.

Job jobbed.

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This post should hopefully serve as a nudge for people, I AM returning to work slowly.

Yes it's only one car a day, but there's no reason I shouldn't be able to spread the diary out that way until I'm back on my feet.

If you want to book in our diary is here - https://northeasttuning.as.me

The way the diary is setup at the moment it shows all available times on one day, once one appointment is booked it closes that day and won't accept anymore bookings.

Thanks for your support, lets get me working again. πŸ’ͺ

With adult supervision I managed to get out to the Stamfordham Classic Car Show today in the Traction Avant. I had a lit...
31/08/2026

With adult supervision I managed to get out to the Stamfordham Classic Car Show today in the Traction Avant.

I had a little tug over a flat front 900 Turbo, saw a pink Beetle and bumped into 5 customers and only 3 of them I insulted.

Pretty good day tbh.

Next week, as we move into September I will be returning to work.

I'll be returning to work and only booking in one nice job a day, so the diary is open - https://northeasttuning.as.me

Things you need to know about my return to work -

I've not got a lot of energy and I need to take it easy. This will in no way shape or form effect the quality or the outcome of your tune, it just means you'll need to have a bit of patience with me. If I'm brutally honest, this is probably going to be a long term way to manage things. The days of tuning back to back 8-6 are gone.

I'm not booking in freebies, health checks, "I've just bought a car and the sports displays say it's got 500hp but it's probably not tuned" jobs, or cars that are sheds. The high mileage chewy stuff or cars you know have problems can either wait until I'm back to full force or can book in for a fully chargeable tuning session.

If you've been off the ball and don't know about my health issues at the moment that's totally cool, but please note I'm not in the best of ways.

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Thank you.

I have got to give a massive thank you to other tuners, and one person in particular who has helped me with running the file service enormously whilst I've been off work and whilst I've been recovering. Your support has given me the ability to do what I needed to do, without the financial pressure of HAVING to work. I'm ridiculously lucky to have everyone who has helped me this month as a friend. One person in particular who knows exactly who he is has helped me more than he could know. πŸ™

Lets push on, into September and get the ball rolling again.

https://northeasttuning.as.me is the booking link, lets go.

A SAAB with a laptop on the passenger seat...An absolute red flag for anyone who wants to "have a go". πŸ˜‚ I thought I'd e...
19/08/2026

A SAAB with a laptop on the passenger seat...An absolute red flag for anyone who wants to "have a go". πŸ˜‚

I thought I'd ease myself back into work...πŸ˜‚

I tuned a car last week. πŸ˜‚ Not just any car though, a merlin purple 8L A3 Turbo Quattro Sport, PD130! Now in the world o...
18/08/2026

I tuned a car last week. πŸ˜‚

Not just any car though, a merlin purple 8L A3 Turbo Quattro Sport, PD130!

Now in the world of rare cars this is actually quite a unicorn and the owner is an absolute lunatic. He went from an RS7 to an 8L A3 because he fell in love with the look and the way it drove. So he went down the road of completely refreshing, restoring and improving it.

The goal was something which would be clean, smooth, fun, economic and have that old school feel you associate with a PD. Bringing this thing back to a 'better than new' car.

No corner was cut and no expense was spared, everything was uprated as part of the build.

This has been a long, long road! And we've been chatting about the build and he's been popping in with updates on a regular basis. But finally we were there, chooning time!

Now this is where it gets interesting. I was starting to come down with a lot of nasties and was struggling at work. So when I have a spicy PD with a hybrid in there's only one person I call for support. Henry from PD Tuning Hereford πŸ™Œ

Between the pair of us with me doing the leg work and Henry doing the tuning, numerous road tests, datalogs and revisions we ironed out a perfect clean tune which had the 1856 hybrid singing along nicely around the 240hp mark.

Henry's hard work turned what would have taken me all day into a 4 hour tuning session. Thanks for your support.

The car was faultless and did everything asked of it and it was without question the easiest custom PD tuning session I've ever had. The hard work had well and truly paid off for this owner. The right car gave the right result.

Given recent posts you can probably understand I had a bit of an affinity with this car! I loved it!

We need to get a bit of traction going again. So lets post a picture of the car with the least traction. πŸ˜‚ 16 years ago,...
18/08/2026

We need to get a bit of traction going again. So lets post a picture of the car with the least traction. πŸ˜‚

16 years ago, the car I was probably most infamous for. This post might make a few unfortunate connections to my past.πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

I have no shame in saying the person I was 16 years ago was a terrible person, I lived for winding people up on the internet and being as abrasive as possible. And my R Tech tuned 20VT Audi A3 was the embodiment of that.

245hp, 320lbft, FWD and affectionately dubbed the "S3 Slayer' by everyone on Audi-Sport.net forums.

Life was simpler back then.

You'd spend all day working on the car to have some content to update your "build thread" and spend all evening uploading pictures to Photobucket or Tinypic to create massive in depths posts about how you'd fitted a new air filter, or changed the subframe bushes. There were no kids in my life, I had no outgoings or responsibilities and would think nothing of spending thousands of pounds every month on what was a terrible car.

But why did I do it? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Because I loved being "the guy" on Audi-Sport, my knowledge only being second to my partner in crime Prawn.

That A3 was a massive part of my life. It's long scrapped now, but I can't tell you how happy I was that a friend sent me a picture of it crusing down the A3 about 4 years after I sold it, looking amazing.

DU51 EJD, the most resilient 20VT in the world. πŸ˜‚

So come on then, post up your favourite cars you blew all your money on "back in the day."

What's wrong with Jarrod?I don't massively over share whats actually wrong with me, but we've got a really big audience ...
16/08/2026

What's wrong with Jarrod?

I don't massively over share whats actually wrong with me, but we've got a really big audience and what's wrong with me is very rare. So I'm going to summarise it in a post. Hopefully that'll help raise a bit of awareness for a disease not many people know about.

I've got a thing called PSC, Primary Sclerosing Cholangitis. It is an auto immune disease which also f**ks up a lot of other life critical organs and functions.

Think of the outside of your liver as being like a sponge. With ducting and holes on the outer 'flesh' which allows it to move digestive bile (which the liver creates) through the liver, into two main ducts which get it into the gallbladder through the "biliary duct", then it goes through to your digestive system. My immune system attacks these ducts and channels which allow your liver to function. They get destroyed entirely or inflamed which stops bile flow. It backs up, blocks up your liver and then that gets inflamed, then you get blood poisoning as the digestive bile seeps out and irritates everything else.

Because it's an auto immune disease there's not a lot known about how it occurs, and it's not something there is a 'cure' for. It effects about 0.005% of people, which also means visiting a GP, A&E or the hospital can be challenging...Because it's a specialist subject. So symptoms are often misdiagnosed and as I find every time I visit a GP or the hospital with a "flair up", they completely over look it.

This constant destruction of body cells increases your risks of cancers enormously, other auto immune diseases and liver diseases are far more likely as well as it gives you a nice fast track pass to other nasties like ulcerative inflamatory bowel disease.

Some of the symptoms I've had this week...

Swelling hands
Cold temperature and shivers
High temperature and shivers
Constipation
Can't p*e
Can't stop p*eing and a strong burning sensation when I do
Nausea
Fatigue
Confusion and a loss of balance
Joint pain
Lower back ache
Shoulder ache
Jaw ache
Ulcers in my throat and mouth
Inflamed gums
Spots on my lips
Hands, arms and feet itching
Indigestion system pain
Liver pain
Unbelievable tiredness, we are talking a couple of hours sleep for every half hour awake πŸ˜‚

The really kicker is the way that liver issues can effect your mood and personality. I've had incredible swings from feeling aggressive and aggy, to crying over videos of dogs on Tiktok because they're just so cute...πŸ˜‚

I'm enormously lucky because I have a fantastic support network of friends and family and I can't thank them all enough. Tens of people have checked in with me, dropped everything to get my to hospital, got me out and about or dropped bits off for me when I can't get out and about.

This isn't something people should have to go through alone and there are some awesome charities and help centres out there like PSC Support - https://pscsupport.org.uk/overview-of-psc/

Auto immune diseases are so rare and really are one of the 'last unknown' diseases in the modern world. Nobody REALLY knows how they occur or how to cure or repair the damage done by them.

The best we can hope for is a better understanding and medical knowledge of their existence. The one thing that is known though, people with them need a low stress, healthy life with lots of rest at their own pace.

Lots of rest and working at your own pace...

This is why I will be going back to work, but for the rest of the month I'll only be doing one job a day. I don't have the energy for any more than that. So lets make it one good job, with one nice customer on one nice car. πŸ™Œ

I'd hate for anyone to see this post as a "woe is me" post that isn't what it's about. If you take one thing from it please take on board that auto immune diseases are s**t, and for whatever reason a perfectly healthy person can very quickly turn "not" healthy.

I was having a beautiful walk with a horse on Saturday afternoon after a busy morning at work, chilling in the sun with a smile on my face. An hour later my hands were like sausages and it all went down hill from there...😬

Auto immune diseases...If you're going to get into a Google black hole and learn something today, make this your thing for the day. πŸ™Œ

Thanks to everyone who has sent well wishes, it means a lot.

Hope you're all having a great weekend. πŸ’ͺ

You know it's serious if I'm marking the business as "temporarily closed." Guys, I need at a minimum a week off. Anyone ...
11/08/2026

You know it's serious if I'm marking the business as "temporarily closed."

Guys, I need at a minimum a week off. Anyone effected has been notified and spoken to. The work phone is set to auto divert, my tolerance levels at the moment are not fit for public consumption.

If you NEED to speak to me, please text outlining what you want and I'll call you back.

The portal...

It's keeping me going at the moment. It was being covered externally and I am now home so slave users will see no change in service.

If you use us for file supply keep 'em coming.

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