Tattershall hottubs getaway, The Green

18/06/2026

☀️ SCHOOL HOLIDAY AVAILABILITY ☀️

📅 24th July now available!

Looking for a family getaway this summer? Our lovely caravan is available right at the start of the school holidays! 🌊

✨ Private hot tub
✨ Fantastic on-site facilities
✨ Family-friendly resort
✨ Perfect for making summer memories

💷 ONLY £450

Availability won't last long at this price, so message us today to book! ❤️

01/05/2026

The first music weekend to kick of the year with a bang 15th to 17th May.
Here at the green retreat will love showing you upcoming events .

27/04/2026

🎵 ROCK THE LAKES WEEKEND – AVAILABLE NOW! 🎶

Looking for the perfect mix of music, family fun & a relaxing getaway? We’ve got a 3 NIGHT STAY (Fri–Mon) available at beautiful Tattershall Lakes 🌅

📅 5th–7th June (Fri–Mon stay)
🏡 8 berth caravan with hot tub
💷 ONLY £425 for the full weekend
Enjoy an amazing weekend of live music at Rock the Lakes 🎤

✨ Bands performing Friday, Saturday & Sunday
✨ Big names + tribute acts + DJs
✨ Family fun all weekend

After a day of music, head back to your cosy caravan, unwind in the hot tub and enjoy the lakeside views 💫

Perfect for families or groups wanting a fun-filled weekend away!

📩 Message now to book – this one won’t hang around!

19/04/2026

Can anyone relate 🤣🤣

Thankfully "no signal" is a great excuse, thank me later 🤣👌

18/04/2026

Imagine waking up to fresh air, a hot coffee, and nowhere you need to be ☕🌿

Our caravan still has some midweek availability this May:

🟢 4–7 May
🟢 11–14 May
🟢 18–21 May

Whether you’re after a quiet break or a little adventure, it’s the perfect escape.

📅 Limited dates left – message now to secure yours!

17/04/2026

🚨 LAST MINUTE CANCELLATION 🚨

We’ve had a cancellation for:

📅 Monday 20th – Friday (4 nights)
Now reduced to just £200 💥

✔ Sleeps 8
✔ Private hot tub INCLUDED
✔ Indoor pool & family facilities on park (passes required)
✔ Perfect for a spontaneous family break

First come, first served — message me now to book 📩

03/04/2026

🐥We have had a cancellation for the last weekend of Easter holidays guys!🐥

🐥Grab a bargain for £400 Fri-Mon, with passes included - worth £150!🐥

21/03/2026

🎶✨ READY FOR THE ULTIMATE MUSIC WEEKENDERS? ✨🎶

Get your friends together, pack your dancing shoes, and join us for unforgettable weekends filled with music, vibes, and good times! 💃🕺

🔥 15th–17th May (Booked)

Wow That’s What I Call a Weekend – The Ultimate 80’s Party!
Think big hair, neon lights, and all your favourite throwback hits 🎧

🎸 5th–7th June
Rock the Lakes
A full weekend of epic rock anthems and electric energy 🤘

💿 10th–12th July
Y2K Weekender (90s–00s)
From boybands to club classics – relive the best era ever 🎤

🕰️ 4th–6th September
78RPM – Retro Weekender
Step back in time with vintage vibes and timeless tunes 🎶

🌟 Great music
🌟 Amazing atmosphere
🌟 Memories you won’t forget

🎟️ Don’t miss out – grab your spot now and make it a weekend to remember!

Tag your crew and let’s get the party started 👇

19/03/2026

13/03/2026

🐾 Unexpected Guest Check-In… 🐾

So… funny story from today’s arrival at the caravan 😅

Our lovely guest sent me a photo of a super cute cat sitting inside…

Naturally, I replied with something along the lines of “Aww your cat is adorable!” 🥰

Plot twist…
❌ Not her cat.
❌ Not my cat.
✅ Apparently a cheeky Tattershalls local resident who simply let themselves in to escape the wind and inspect the accommodation standards.

We can only assume they were doing a surprise quality check…
⭐ “Cosy seating – approved.”
⭐ “Warm vibes – approved.”
⭐ “Humans – still under review.”

Rest assured future guests — this furry inspector does not come as standard with bookings (although they seem to think otherwise).

If you spot them, please thank them for their service… and maybe gently show them the exit 😂