Toothless Black

05/04/2025

Today I was the worlds most expensive tent peg 🙄

10/07/2024

Guess who was one of the 4x4’s ?
Could of at least asked for my name 🙄🤣

Organisers had to deal with a stage stuck in the mud and collapsed gazebos, but the show went on, raising £7,000 for Bentfield County Primary School.

30/06/2024

Honestly the fat bald bloke’s letting any old Tom, Dick or Pascal drive me these days…. 🙄

12/06/2024

This also means I adopted the Fat Bald Bloke 3 years ago 😱😱😱

3 years ago today I was the star at the Fat Blokes wedding to the Pretty One 😍

12/06/2024

3 years ago today I was the star at the Fat Blokes wedding to the Pretty One 😍

09/06/2024

The Fat bloke let any old Tom, Dick, Harry, John etc drive me today AND use me as a giant wheelbarrow 🙄

11/05/2024

Me and some Northern Lights. I think we know who steals the limelight….. Me!

08/05/2024

The Fat Bearded Bloke has been pampering me again. I’m now shinier than a shiny thing that’s been polished to make it even shinier 😱😍

08/05/2024

The Fat Bearded One is blasting out the Stone Roses, got my windows down and he’s got his shades on.
At least I try and make him look good 🙄🤣

01/05/2024

2 Bearded Fat Blokes 😱😱😱 1 of them’s bad enough!!!! 🙄

01/05/2024

Missed me?