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Snodland Driving School - Joe Keaney Independent, friendly and professional driving school for Snodland and the surrounding areas.

1st Class Pass Driving School - Snodland

Text Joe on 07740309395 for availability and further information.

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11/09/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, well done to Vlad (the Impaler) on passing first time. Vlad says his first drive will be to Transylvania to find some new stakes and some tooth sharpeners. He says, fangs a lot Joe. That’s ok Vlad, you’re bat to the bone!

Count Vlad was learning to drive,
At night time he really would thrive,
He didn’t like mirrors,
They gave him the shivers,
But he fully deserves his high five.

Well done Vlad. Be safe out there.

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04/09/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, rehearsals have finished, jazz hands have been activated, opening night was sensational. The critics are awe struck by Gracie’s performance. She entered stage right, stole the show and didn’t make a a scene. Yaay.

Three cheers for our learner Gracie,
She tempered her speed, not too racy,
By quelling her fears,
With near perfect steers,
She got into that little spacey.

Well done Gracie. Be safe out there. 🚗👊

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26/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, a special pass today for Lloyd. Thoroughly deserved and with just a single fault, a great performance. Well done Lloyd.

Well done to our learner Lloyd,
His worries he all but destroyed,
Cos nothing is finer,
Than just the one minor,
A test pass he calmly deployed.

Yaay. Well done. You da man! 🚗👊

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24/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies. A positive start to the week from Livi. She did it. Big cheers, loud claps and lots of fist bumps 👊 for Livi. Hard work and perseverance pays off. Zip wire next!!!

There once was a learner from Halling,
Who didn’t like crawling or stalling,
It was top learner Liv,
Who’s nerves we forgive,
Cos passing is better than bawling!

Well done Livi. Be safe out there. 🚗👊

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22/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, save your biggest cheers and loudest claps for Sam Fender super fan, Isabella. She’s passed today with just the one driver fault, setting the high standards for next weeks tests. Way to go Isabella.

Isabella, Sam Fender sent me a text to congratulate you. He’s on his way round with Alex from Two Door Cinema Club in a brand new Jeep Wrangler. (Pearl white). Let me know when he arrives 😜.

Three cheers for our Isabella,
Her driving is really quite stellar,
With just the one minor,
A perfect headliner,
Like Sam, a flawless bestseller.

Be safe out there.

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17/08/2026

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Yaay! Learneroonies, we have great news. Harrison has passed. First time of course, with almost a clear sheet too. But don’t worry, H, even Ronaldo will stall occasionally.

Harrison’s dream is to be a pro footballer. He’s on track, but in the meantime he’s got a side hustle going as a Hugh Grant impersonator. He’s coming to a shopping mall near you, Bridget Jones and the white VW Polo….

Harrison passed it first time,
‘Twas easy, cos he’s in his prime,
He was perfectly set,
To hit the back of the net,
A footballer’s skill, so sublime.

Well done H. Be safe out there x 🚗👊

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10/08/2026

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Further good news Learneroonies. We have a hat trick of passes today. And it’s not even lunch time yet. Completing our triumvirate of triumphant victories today, is man mountain Taylor. Known locally as the beast, he could pick up his car and hurl it into a parking spot, rather than park it in the traditional way. However, this wouldn’t be test compliant, so we abandoned the idea.

Three cheers to Taylor the beast,
His test drive was perfectly policed,
By slaying his fears,
And with pitch perfect steers,
He’s deserves a gargantuan feast!

Well done Taylor. Protein bars all round. Yaay. 🚗👊

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10/08/2026

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Great work Learneroonies. First pass of the day comes from Stan. Great work Stan. You da man!

Three cheers for our learner Stanley,
He’s feeling ever so manly,
He’s just gone and passed,
He’s having a blast,
He’s the toast of his friends and his family.

Well done Stan! Ever so proud. 🚗👊

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04/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies. Today’s pass comes courtesy of my neighbouroonie Eva. Eva is proof that hard work and patience pays off. Super duper proud of you Eva. Well done!

Three cheers for our little Eva,
Some say she drives like a Diva,
But she never breaks rules,
I pity those fools,
Who’d think that she ever did either.

Well done Eva. You deserve this! Be safe out there. 🚗👊

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03/08/2026

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Hear ye oh Learneroonies! Your inspirational leader has a special announcement. For on this day, his son Malachy has passed his driving test! Yaay for Moo Moo. Here he is, pleased as punch, with his relieved instructor, and Mum, Lurndee. x

I’ve totted up the amount of hours he’s had, as well as other learning sundries, he now owes me £2362. Pay up son. Or you’ll be on dishwasher duties until you’re 31.

Three cheers for our little Moo Moo,
Just the one minor for you you,
We’re so very proud,
Your drive skills endowed,
With having no reasons to boo hoo!

Be safe out there Moo. We love you x

Love from, your inspirational leader and Mum x 🚗👊

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