15/06/2026
The lads at Vertu Redditch Ford are absolutely gutted they didn’t get the England call-up this summer… but we still reckon they’d do a job on a Tuesday night ⚽
Meet the Vertu Redditch (World Cup-ish) 5-a-side squad, from left to right:
🧤 Joe – Goalkeeper
Dependable. Safe hands. Mainly shouting “MAN ON” all game.
🛡️ John – Centre Back
70+ years old and still putting in crunching tackles and headers! Built like a Ford Transit.
🎯 Niall – Midfield & Captain
Technically gifted, Box to box and Injury prone. Currently 50/50 after stepping out the shower awkwardly.
⚡ Liam – Winger
Tricky, agile, and refuses to pass when he’s “beating one more.”
🔥 Will – Striker & Vice Captain
Claims he’s clinical. Still waiting for VAR to confirm.
Tuchel, if you’re reading… there’s still time 👀⚽✈️