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02/10/2025
06/03/2025

A professor finds himself sitting next to a farmer on a train. Bored, the professor decides to propose a game to pass the time.

“I’ll ask you a question,” the professor says. “If you can’t answer, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question. If I can’t answer, I’ll give you $500. What do you say?”

The farmer nods in agreement.

The professor starts, “What is the distance between the Earth and the Moon?”

The farmer silently pulls out $5 and hands it to the professor.

Now it’s the farmer’s turn. He asks, “What animal has three legs when climbing a mountain and four legs when coming down?”

The professor is stumped. He racks his brain, searches for logical explanations, and even consults his notebook, but he can’t find an answer. Frustrated, he hands over $500 to the farmer.

The farmer takes the money with a smile and leans back to take a nap.

Curious and unwilling to let it go, the professor shakes the farmer awake and asks, “Alright, what animal is it?”

The farmer silently pulls out $5, hands it to the professor, and goes back to sleep.

25/04/2024

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15/04/2024

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05/08/2023

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

05/08/2023

Thanks Kieran

08/06/2023

Gorgeous sculpture in Milan, Italy

20/05/2023

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