Skunk works

19/03/2023

Big changes from how things work from Monday giving you 2 choices of software 2022 version & 2023 version at 2 separate provers

18/03/2023

18/03/2023

Full diagnostics checks / turning off dashboard lights/ on road monitoring / battery 🔋 coding / brake bleeding / adblue shut off / stop start coding off the list goes on with this and our other diagnostic machine giving on board Bhp-Nmt figures … Now with 2 options of software and pricing 💯

18/03/2023

After talking with our bosses they have come up with this seemingly tho people clearly don’t understand anything about remapping. The sale will last till 31st of August

18/03/2023

17/03/2023

🤷‍♂️😂so after a small test asked to be carried out by our employer-He’s just allowed us to do 2 things-we have just had all our performance software upgraded so your getting 15/25% better performance than our old software/ So you Now have 2 choices to choose when buying our software. You can either purchase the old software at a reduced price or get the New insanely improved performance software for the normal price. Seeing tho people would rather by cheap it’s the same software that’s been in use so it’s still brilliant it’s just not got the punch 🥊 that the new performance software has ‼️

Oh ye sorry this will only run for 6 months due to after that the software will be obsolete so we have no guarantees on the old software ‼️

17/03/2023

Was sent this from who we work for when upgrading the original software all complete now so everyone is getting the new software from a few months back now. They we’re trying total standard stage1 software with speed limit delete and just look how fast that needle hits 140mph . I’m going to big up obviously 🙄 the software we use but u can see for yourself it’s taking the performance to another level 🚀🚀 no joke 🚀cars a polo -180bhp Gti hitting 229bhp and over 230 Nmt from stage1 totally standard car

17/03/2023

Just a small example of our new software upgrades giving you around 15% better performance 🤷‍♂️As u can see some stage1 map’s coming as good as some stage2 map’s after being told a XDrive can never reach those figures.. off cheap maps maybe . But when using a race performance tuners the gains are nuts taking a 180bhp Vw to 220+ bhp that’s the difference between a good map and going somewhere for a cheap one the difference is so much and so much safer!

17/03/2023

First and last blue tooth exhaust fitted / The sound is amazing then you can change the note of the exhaust from inside the cockpit of your car it also changes the outside noise and can completely shut valves for nearly complete silence .
Straight through exhaust no back box not needed due to blue tooth settings. Pretty costly 💷💷Upgrade but it does sound amazing

17/03/2023

Talked to a guy yesterday who owns a 3 remapping companies. That he’s shutting everything from end of the month cos of back street mapper charging from £50-£200 per map . He’s gone from over 10 cars a day to 1-2 every few weeks he’s been mapping cars for 26 years I feel so sorry for him having to shut all 3 down- Mapping companies still have to buy the maps and if you want the best files you have to pay for them so even mapping companies pay between £100-£250 a map depending on the quality that’s why most big mapping companies charge so much. I just would like to know what u would be happy paying
It’s just I saw a few print outs from dyno runs where our company and a few more I know have better figures on a standard stage1

I know no fu**er will answer this but what do you think a remap should cost and a remaps with a dyno run put on … I’m just curious for what people think due to everyone has a opinion on this.. I know how much a bespoke written map should be and know generic map pricing the same with people putting gains what really are unobtainable with what your running… I just really feel for this guy having to shut all 3 businesses down due to being under cut then people coming to him to fix the cheap maps caused. Not expecting anybody to answer this question cos most just see cheapness 💷💷💷not quality 🤷‍♂️