Colin's Driving Academy

06/08/2026

Huge CONGRATULATIONS to Jess for passing your driving test in sunny Worcester this morning with a handful of driving faults!!

Examiner made a few comments at the end so please take those on board and keep safe out there - watch out for the numpties - there are sooo many of them of them out there!!!

Been a pleasure supporting you on your journey and if you'd like a motorway session please give me some notice as you know how busy I am!?!?

01/08/2026

Only Billy Connolly could get away with this. During Comic Relief in 2001, Billy kept a promise that if the fundraising hit the target, he'd strip off and run in the nud around London's Piccadilly Circus. True to his word, he did exactly that, helping a Red Nose Day that went on to raise over £61 million, with more than £55 million coming from the main campaign.

It was daft, completely unexpected and perfectly summed up Billy's attitude—if getting people laughing meant raising more money for a good cause, he was all in.

You can't imagine many celebrities doing something like that today! 😂

29/07/2026

Look at that smile!! Says it all - very pleased Nicole on a first time pass in sunny Worcester today!!

Yes there were minor faults but what a result!! Just look out for the numpties out there and stay safe out there!!

If you would like a motorway session please let me know in advance as you know how busy I am!!!!

29/07/2026

CONGRATULATIONS Manoj! A successful pass this morning in sunny Worcester with only a handful of driving faults!!!

Would have been only one if that bus wasn't in front of us and you had remembered to check your right shoulder when moving off!!!!

Take care out there and watch out for the numpties...

28/07/2026

When it comes to life, Billy Connolly has always had a brilliant outlook on how to deal with it.

These two quotes are a good reminder that sometimes you’ve just got to laugh, keep going and stop worrying so much about what everyone else thinks.

Wise and funny. What a legend!

23/07/2026

Just look at that smile!! It says it all...first time pass in sunny Worcester this morning with only 2 minor driving faults!!

Well done you and bask in the positive comments of the Examiner - "a great standard of driving throughout the test"!

Calm and composed, brisk and businesslike!! You did great!

Been a pleasure to meet you and help you reach your goal - best of luck with your new ob next week!

If you'd like a motorway session please give some advance notice as you know how busy I am!?

23/07/2026

More all-time classic jokes from Billy 😂😂

Billy Connolly has always had a way of taking everyday subjects, turning them completely on their head and leaving audiences crying with laughter. Whether he was talking about Scottish stereotypes, diets, relationships or the strange things people say, his stories were always packed with brilliant observations and delivered in a way that only Billy could.

His comedy was never about playing it safe. He pushed boundaries, surprised people and somehow made even the most outrageous jokes feel effortless. That's one of the reasons he's still regarded as one of the greatest stand-up comedians Britain has ever produced.

There are hundreds of unforgettable Billy Connolly jokes, but these have to be right up there among the classics.

Which one makes you laugh the most?

14/07/2026