ESSO MFG Stamford Hill

28/08/2026

☕🍪 THE TEA BREAK JUST GOT DANGEROUSLY GOOD. 😍

You know how it starts…

“I’ll just have one biscuit with my tea.”

Then suddenly you’re staring at the packet wondering who ate the other six. 👀😂

Meet the tea-break upgrade: McVitie’s Dark Chocolate Digestives — ONLY £1.79! 🍫🔥

Rich dark chocolate on that unmistakable crunchy Digestive base. Simple. Classic. And apparently completely incompatible with self-control. 😂

☕ Tea? Perfect.
🥛 Coffee? Absolutely.
📺 Evening on the sofa? Dangerous territory.
😏 “Just one”? We both know how this ends.

🔥 ONLY £1.79
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW!

Now settle an important national debate for us… 👇

HOW DO YOU EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE?

🍪 A) Chocolate side UP
🙃 B) Chocolate side DOWN
☕ C) Dunked in tea until the structural integrity becomes questionable 😂
😈 D) However it comes out of the packet — there’s no time for rules!

COMMENT A, B, C OR D BELOW! 👇

And tag the person who says “put the biscuits away” while simultaneously reaching for another one. 😂

📍 AVAILABLE NOW AT:
🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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McVitie’s Dark Chocolate Digestives — £1.79.
Serious chocolate. Very unserious self-control. 🍫😂

28/08/2026

🍸✨ THREE ABSOLUT FLAVOURS. ONE VERY NICE REASON TO CHECK THE SPIRITS AISLE. 😍

Whether you keep it classic, like something fruity, or have a soft spot for vanilla, there’s an Absolut for the occasion — and they’re ONLY £20.99 EACH! 🔥

🤍 Absolut Vodka — the classic
❤️ Absolut Raspberri — fruity and vibrant
💛 Absolut Vanilia — smooth with a vanilla twist

🧊 Serve chilled, pour over ice or mix into your favourite long drink. Simple.

Now comes the important question… 👀

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE — WHICH BOTTLE ARE YOU TAKING HOME?

🤍 A — Original
❤️ B — Raspberri
💛 C — Vanilia

👇 COMMENT A, B OR C! Let’s see which flavour wins. 🏆

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

❤️ Follow us for more offers, new arrivals and local favourites — and share this with someone whose drinks cupboard might be looking suspiciously empty. 😂

£20.99 each. Subject to availability. 18+ only. Please enjoy responsibly.

28/08/2026

💡💷 BILLS TO PAY? GET THEM SORTED WHILE YOU’RE ALREADY OUT!

Nobody wakes up excited to pay the Council Tax. 😅 But if it needs doing, PayPoint can make the life-admin a little easier.

Pop into one of our participating MFG stores and take care of everyday payments while you’re grabbing your essentials. One stop, one less job hanging over your head. 🙌

⚡ Electricity
🔥 Gas
💧 Water
📞 Telephone bills
📺 TV Licence
🏠 Rent
🏛️ Council Tax
📱 Mobile phone top-ups
🚌 Selected transport services
…and other supported PayPoint payments.

🚗 Fuel the car.
☕ Grab a coffee.
🛒 Pick up the essentials.
💷 Sort the bills.

That’s what we call productive procrastination. 😂

📍 PAYPOINT AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW AT:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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👇 What’s the one bit of “life admin” you always leave until the last minute?
Bills? Emails? Appointments? Or that letter that's been sitting unopened for a week? 😂

Tag someone whose favourite filing system is “I'll deal with it tomorrow.” 👀

Services and payment methods vary by biller and transaction. Please ask in-store if you’re unsure.

26/08/2026

☕🔥 COFFEE LOVERS… YOUR DAILY COSTA JUST GOT CHEAPER! 😍

That first sip in the morning when your brain finally decides to turn itself on… 😂☕

❤️ COSTA REGULAR LATTE — NOW ONLY £2.45! ❤️

Same smooth, comforting Costa coffee you know and love — just at a better everyday price. 🙌

☕ Rich & smooth
🔥 Made fresh
🚗 Perfect for the morning commute
😴 Ideal for the afternoon slump
💷 Only £2.45

And yes… we know some of you don't actually become approachable until after the first coffee. 😂

👇 COFFEE CHECK! What kind of Costa person are you?

🌅 A) First thing in the morning — absolutely essential
🚗 B) Grab one for the journey
🕒 C) Afternoon pick-me-up
☕ D) Any time. Coffee doesn't need an appointment!

COMMENT A, B, C or D BELOW! 👇

Tag the person who says “I need a coffee” at least five times a day. 😂☕

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:
🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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26/08/2026

26/08/2026

☀️🥤 SUMMER CALLED… IT WANTS YOUR FRIDGE FULL! 😎❄️

Hot day? Long drive? Busy shift? Or just one of those moments when plain water isn’t winning the argument? 😂

We’ve got a seriously refreshing line-up waiting in the chiller — and the deal makes it even sweeter:

🔥 ANY 2 FOR ONLY £3.20! 🔥

⚡ Lucozade Energy — when your get-up-and-go needs a little encouragement
🏃 Lucozade Sport — refreshing fuel for active days
🫐 Ribena Blackcurrant — a proper fruity favourite
🍏 VIT-HIT — fruity refreshment with added vitamins
💧 Vitamin Well — hydration with something extra
💦 Evian — simple, chilled refreshment

❄️ COLD + REFRESHING + 2 FOR £3.20 = SUMMER SORTED!

But we need your help settling this one… 👇

You can grab TWO — what’s your combination? 😍

🧡 Lucozade Orange + Lucozade Original
💙 Lucozade Sport + Ribena
💚 VIT-HIT + Vitamin Well
💦 Evian + your favourite
🤪 Or MIX & MATCH YOUR OWN DREAM TEAM!

👇 COMMENT YOUR TWO BELOW!

And tag that friend who gets into your car and immediately asks:

“Have you got anything cold to drink?” 😂🥤

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:
🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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26/08/2026

🥔🥤 SNACK ATTACK INCOMING… AND THIS COMBO UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT! 😂🔥

You know that feeling when you only pop in for “one little thing”…

…and somehow leave holding Pringles AND an ice-cold Pepsi Max? 👀😂

We support this decision. 💯

🥔 PRINGLES — once you start, apparently stopping is tomorrow’s problem 😅
🥤 PEPSI MAX — ice-cold, bold refreshment with maximum taste and no sugar
😋 TOGETHER? That’s a snack break properly sorted!

Whether it’s for the drive home 🚗, movie night 🎬, gaming session 🎮, lunch break, road trip or simply because Tuesday was exhausting… we’ve got your cravings covered.

🔥 NOW THE IMPORTANT QUESTION:

If you could choose ONLY ONE Pringles flavour for the rest of your life, what are you picking? 👇

🔴 Smokey Bacon
🩷 Prawn Cocktail
🟢 Sour Cream & Onion
🔵 Salt & Vinegar
🟣 Texas BBQ
😎 Something else?

COMMENT YOUR FLAVOUR BELOW! 👇
Then tag the friend who says “Can I have one?” and proceeds to eat half the tube. 😂😂

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟠 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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26/08/2026

❄️🛒 FREEZER LOOKING A LITTLE… EMPTY? WE CAN FIX THAT! 😂

You know the situation…

You open the freezer.
You stare inside. 👀
You close it.
Five minutes later, you open it again as if a pizza might have magically appeared. 😂🍕

Good news — you can now stock up on frozen family favourites in-store! 🙌❄️

🍕 Ristorante Pizza — emergency dinner = sorted
🍗 Birds Eye Crispy Chicken — quick, easy & tasty
🌭 Green Isle Sausages — breakfast, dinner or anytime
🍟 McCain Home Chips — because chips improve most situations 😋
🐟 Young’s Fish Fingers — freezer classic
🥔 Aunt Bessie’s Yorkshires — Sunday roast essential
🍪 Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough — technically dessert… emotionally essential 😂
🍫 Magnum Classic — hide these at the back if you actually want one yourself! 👀

Perfect for those “What are we having for dinner?” moments when nobody has an answer. 😅

👇 LET’S SETTLE THE FREEZER DEBATE!

You can keep ONLY ONE forever:

🍕 Pizza
🍟 Chips
🐟 Fish fingers
🍪 Ben & Jerry’s
🍫 Magnum

COMMENT YOUR WINNER BELOW! 👇

And tag the person in your house who somehow manages to finish the ice cream and then puts the empty box back in the freezer. 😭😂

📍 FROZEN RANGE AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW AT:

💚 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔴 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

🛒 POP IN • STOCK UP • FREEZER SORTED!

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24/08/2026

🥤🔥 COKE LOVERS… THIS DEAL DESERVES A LITTLE FIZZ! 😍🫧

One bottle for now. One for later.

Or… both for now. We’re not judging. 😂

❤️ Coca-Cola Zero Sugar
🤍 Diet Coke
💥 ANY 2 FOR ONLY £3.20!

Perfect for the meal deal, the drive home, the afternoon pick-me-up, or that emergency moment when the fridge is looking suspiciously empty. 👀🥤

❄️ CHILLED & READY TO GRAB
🚗 Perfect on the go
💰 Great-value multi-buy
🥤 Two iconic favourites
😎 Maximum refreshment, minimum fuss

But now we need to settle something…

👇 WHICH TEAM ARE YOU?

❤️ TEAM COKE ZERO
🤍 TEAM DIET COKE
❤️🤍 ONE OF EACH — NO ARGUMENTS! 😂

COMMENT ❤️, 🤍 or ❤️🤍 BELOW!

Tag the person who says “Get me a Coke while you're there” every single time you pop into the shop. 😂👇

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG
🔵 Esso Stamford Hill MFG
🔴 Esso Wood Street MFG

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24/08/2026

☕🚨 COFFEE LOVERS… YOUR FRIDGE JUST GOT A VERY GOOD REASON TO MAKE SPACE! 😍

That moment when you need coffee… but making coffee feels like far too much responsibility. 😂

Meet your grab-and-go solution:

☕ Grande Cup Caffè Latte — rich, creamy & smooth
🍮 Grande Cup Caramel Macchiato — sweet, smooth & caramel-packed

🔥 NOW ONLY £2.29 EACH
❌ Was £3.05
💰 SAVE 76P!

Cold. Creamy. Caffeinated. And most importantly… already made for you. 🙌😂

Perfect for the morning rush 🚗💨, the afternoon slump 😴, the journey to work, or those days when your brain says:

“No talking until coffee.” ☕😂

👇 NOW SETTLE THE IMPORTANT DEBATE:

🟢 TEAM CAFFÈ LATTE — keep it classic
🟠 TEAM CARAMEL MACCHIATO — make it sweet

COMMENT 🟢 or 🟠 BELOW! 👇

And tag that one person who doesn't become fully operational until caffeine has entered the system. 😂☕

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG
🔵 Esso Stamford Hill MFG
🟠 Esso Wood Street MFG

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Offer subject to availability. Participating stores only.