That Guy Who Cleans Nice Cars

That Guy Who Cleans Nice Cars We make things with wheels look marginally better than when they arrived!

piece of s**t VW Tiguan given a new lease of life with our Showroom Valet Service the Interior smelled like warm ballsac...
15/08/2026

piece of s**t VW Tiguan given a new lease of life with our Showroom Valet Service
the Interior smelled like warm ballsacks!! I suspect the owner spends his time sucking people off in his piece of s**t Tiguan which is why it smells but that would be unprofessional to suggest!
needless to say it doesn't look like a blatant p***s swallowing homosexual drives it anymore.. it looks ok?

15/08/2026

Walk Round the piece of s**t VW Tiguan

12/08/2026

I think I hate my job.. or maybe just people?

12/08/2026

join me as I wash a car with one f*cking hand!!
this is our NanoBoost Opulent Safe Wash Service and starts at £30.00

12/08/2026

I know I keep sharing this car, but there's 2 reasons for that..
1. I mean, it's a f*cking rally car!!
and 2. well.. it's my page and I can up-f**king-load anything I want!
watch it or eat a dick... or maybe both??

12/08/2026

you shouldn't polish metal in direct heat but.. f**k it, it's a driveway in Swarcliffe?!
zero f**ks this end tbh

11/08/2026

guess what arrived?!

11/08/2026

Walk Round the Alfa Romeo

bumper delete all round
10/08/2026

bumper delete all round

weight reduction bro
09/08/2026

weight reduction bro

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