12/10/2018
Saw this posted thought you may enjoy this....
Frank: My wife of 34 years is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Policeman: Her height?
Frank: I'm not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Policeman: Her weight?
Frank: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat
Policeman: Colour of eyes?
Frank: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Policeman: Colour of hair?
Frank: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Policeman: What was she wearing?
Frank: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Policeman: What kind of car did she go in?
Frank: She went in my Landrover
Policeman: What kind of Landrover was it?
Husband: A 2007 Brilliant white Diesel Landrover 110 Defender, Limited 4X4 with 6.4 litre V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, backup and front camera, Moosehide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.
It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, multiband radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets.
I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tyres.
It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point, the husband started choking up.
Policeman: “Take it easy Frank sir, we'll find your Landrover.
