Etwelle car workshop

Etwelle car workshop We are a really bad Car mechanical workshop.. We will lie to and cheat our customers just as much as it suits us .. Really we know Bu**er all about Old Cars..

We advertise that we know a lot about CLASSIC Cars HA HA ,that's a laugh.. Come to think of we don't know too much about new ones either.. BUT we do know a lot about BU****IT ,and we let you have as much as possible of that --- for an exorbitant fee,, of course..WE once smashed the side of an old Rolls Royce -- because we didnt know where the BRAKE was!!!! How good was that!!!!! The blke who owned

it was from Australia,and didn't know a panel be**er --SO I told him I would have it repaired ,at our cost -- "better than NEW"... HE believed me!!!! So i took it to some shonky mates .. I think their name was Mastertek--- Might have been Master--bate...They filled the sides with crap and painted it for a few Quid.. The we had the hide to CHARGE the OZ guy for the lousy work on the car.. We even got the ignition wiring sequence wrong -- then told him the motor was stuffed..ANYWAY he had to pay or we wouldn't give him hi BATTERED car back... What a hoot..Please bring your car in -- and we will try as hard as we can to give tou the same miserable treatment we gave to that block.. AFTER ALL WE NEED TO MAKE A PROFIT AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW HOW.. ...

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