jmwwautos

08/10/2026

🚨🚗 BIG SAVINGS AT JMWW AUTOS! 🚗🚨

For a limited time, we’re knocking 25% OFF ALL VEHICLE SERVICES & REPAIRS! 🔧💥

Is your car making a noise that sounds expensive? 😂
Warning light been on so long you’ve started ignoring it? 👀
Service overdue because life got in the way?

Now’s the time to sort it!

📅 Offer runs until 1st November
💷 25% OFF all services & repairs
⏰ Limited availability — get booked in!

Give your car some much-needed TLC without giving your wallet a hard time. 😎

🔥 DON’T MISS OUT — MESSAGE US NOW TO BOOK YOUR CAR IN! 🔥
📩 Send us a message today with your registration and what your vehicle needs, and we’ll get you booked in.

Spaces are limited, so don’t wait until your car decides for you! 😂🚗💨

22/09/2026

🏁🔧 OUR MODIFIED CORSA E VXR IN FOR SOME TLC! 🔧🏁

Timing belt ✅
Water pump ✅
Full service ✅

Because apparently “there’s no funny noises” isn’t a valid service history! 😂

Belt off, water pump out, fresh oil and filters — and a quick check to see what else has decided to try and bankrupt us. 🤣

Even the workshop cars get put under the gun eventually!

22/09/2026

🔧 BUSY WEEK AT JMWWAUTOS! 🔧

The lifts haven’t had a day off… and neither have we! 😂

🚗 Mondeo — full top-end engine rebuild, timing belt & water pump. Just a small job… if you’ve got a spare week and a second mortgage! 🤣

🏁 Our modified Corsa E VXR — timing belt, water pump & full service. Even the boss’s car gets dragged into the workshop eventually! 😂

Plenty more jobs going on behind the scenes — keeping the spanners busy and the swear jar full! 🔧💷🤣

Big thanks to all our customers for keeping us flat out! 👊

JMWWAutos — where “it’s only a quick job” are the most dangerous words in the workshop! 😂🔧

27/06/2026

🚗 Our fleet GTC in for a full top-end rebuild 🔧

This one came into the workshop with all the mechanical maturity of a toddler in a supermarket 😂

Started with a little noise and quickly turned into “RIGHT THEN… let’s remove half the engine” 😅

A few scraped knuckles, questionable language towards bolts and enough tea to refill the radiator later… she’s back together and ready to stop throwing tantrums 👌

Jmwwautos 📩

27/06/2026

🔧 Fiesta in today for a clutch replacement 🚗

Customer said the gears were getting hard to change…

The Fiesta clearly decided clutch control was just a recommendation and not an actual requirement 😂

New clutch fitted and back to changing gears without needing hopes, dreams and a prayer 👌

Need work doing? Drop us a message at Jmwwautos 📩

27/06/2026

🚐 Today’s patient: Transit in for driveshafts 🔧

Symptoms: strange noises, questionable life choices and refusing to stay quiet 😂

Diagnosis: driveshafts
Treatment: Jmwwautos therapy 👨‍🔧
Status: back on the road and feeling much healthier 👌

27/06/2026

The workshop’s been that busy lately our phones have been gathering dust and the upload button nearly thought we’d gone out of business 😂

A few patients through the garage doors recently:

🚐 Transit in for driveshafts – trying its best impression of a washing machine on spin cycle

🔧 Fiesta in for a clutch – decided changing gear was now optional

🚗 Our fleet GTC in for a top-end engine rebuild due to failed seals – apparently it fancied turning oil retention into a suggestion rather than a requirement

More posts to follow… if we can keep the spanners down long enough to take photos 👌🔧

14/06/2026

08/05/2026

🚗 Your car making strange noises again?
Ignoring that warning light won’t make it disappear… unfortunately 😅

That’s why jmwwautos is giving you a deal worth booking in for 👇

🔧 Up to 25% OFF labour
🚘 Call-out fee HALF PRICE — now only £35 instead of £70
✅ Genuine OE quality parts fitted

Whether it’s a service, repairs, diagnostics or something that “just doesn’t feel right” — now’s the best time to get it sorted without paying full price 💷

⚠️ This offer only runs until the end of May, and once the diary fills up… that’s it.

Drop us a message and get booked in before your car decides for you 👀

05/05/2026

🚗 jmmwautos is temporarily out of office… tools down, feet up! 🔧😎

We’re off for a well-deserved week away to recharge our batteries (the human kind for once).

We’ll be back in action from Saturday – refreshed, recharged, and ready to get your motors behaving again!

In the meantime, behave yourselves… and try not to let anything fall off your car while we’re gone 😉🚙💨