21/08/2026
🚨 A QUICK NOTE ON QUOTES, CASH & "DOING US A FAVOR" 🚨
I’ve been swinging spanners and getting covered in engine oil since I was 5 years old. As I grew up, my dad taught me from a young age working on cars, trucks, tractors, pushbikes, right up to motorbikes. With nearly three decades of fixing vehicles professionally on top of that, I’ve heard every line in the book... but lately, the "bargaining department" has been working overtime! As if they are trying to limbo dance into a pay toilet. 😂
So, just to clarify how the pricing works in my workshop...
When you bring your car in for a job, whether it’s a standard service, fresh brakes, an exhaust, suspension work, undersealing, or an annoying engine light that’s driving you mad, I look at the job, calculate the parts, factor in my own time, and give you a price.
And almost daily, I get the famous reply:
“Is that your cash price, mate?”
or
“What can you do if I leave it with you today?”
Listen, I don’t run a car boot sale, and this isn't Bargain Hunt! 😭🤣
The price I give you isn't a starting bid. It’s not an opening offer. It’s just... the cost of doing the job properly.
There seems to be a belief that mechanics have a magic dial under the bench that we can just turn down if you ask nicely.
“Ah, I see you’ve asked if I can do it cheaper! Silly me, I forgot to apply the 'Customer Asked For A Discount' button! That’ll be £50 off!” 🤣💸
I wish! But unfortunately:
• The diagnostic gear costs a lot, especially keeping everything updated (and it doesn't accept "mates rates" for software licenses).
• My tools don't pay for themselves.
• Quality oil and genuine parts aren't free and I refuse to fit eBay crap.
• And undersealing a car leaves me looking like I've been down a coal mine for three days! That effort alone is worth every single penny! 😂
And for the folks who say: “It’s only a quick 5 minute job, chief!”
If it’s a 5 minute job, you just crack on and do it yourself! I won't have people dictating a trade I have worked hard at religiously. I've rolled around for hours in the freezing rain in dirt and gravel with supposed "5 minute jobs."
A lifetime of hands on mechanical experience ensuring your wheel doesn't fly off on the bypass or your brakes actually work safely... that’s what you’re paying for. You aren't just paying for my time; you're paying for decades of knowledge to carry out a job to a professional standard. 😉
Also, a quick reminder on my recovery trailer:
It is strictly to get your broken down pride and joy back to MY workshop for repairs. It’s not a taxi service for project cars you bought off Marketplace at 11 PM on a Sunday because you’d had four pints and a dream! That's what I use my trailer for minus the pints! 🚛😂 (Previously I did general transportation, but not anymore.)
I love my trade, I love my regular customers, and I will ALWAYS do right by folk who treat me with respect.
My real mates and proper regulars know I’ll look after them, keep their cars safe, and charge them a fair day's wage for a fair day's work. They don't try to scrape £20 off my kid's holiday money, and I don't charge them for crap that their car doesn't need.
So if you want honest, experienced, high quality work done right the first time by someone who’s seen it all, my doors are open (BY APPOINTMENT ONLY)! Please don't just show up expecting me to come away from a paying active job, drop what I'm doing to come see what you've broken, and fix it there and then!
If you want it done for a fiver and a tin of juice... YouTube is free. Go and do it yourself if it's so easy! Good luck! 🤣🤣❤️
A quick note on payment: If I have worked on your car, the bill gets settled before you take your car away. Unfortunately, I’m not a bank, I don't do credit, and I’m unable to wait until you decide to pay.
I call a spade a spade, so you know you will always get my honest opinion on your car.
Look forward to seeing you.
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🛠 Servicing & Maintenance
🛠 Brakes, Exhausts & Suspension
🛠 Advanced Computer Fault Diagnostics
🛠 Heavy Duty Undersealing
🚛 Recovery Service (Direct to my Workshop Only)