The Car Spa

24/09/2025

I’m saying nothing.

'The situation is a nightmare – I don’t have £9,000 to spend fixing a car worth a lot less than that. I can’t give the car back to the finance company for another eight months and in the meantime I can’t drive anywhere'

24/09/2025

Life goals.

22/09/2025

Van stopped in Derby for door windows being dark. 26% light transmission. Legal min 70%. Turns out driver has no insurance, already on 3 points and driving less than a Year 🤦 Disqualification 🧑‍⚖️
Back to learner status.

22/09/2025

lol.

We received numerous calls from concerned members of the public reporting a convoy of high performance vehicles driving erratically in this afternoon.

We intercepted the vehicles and stopped this Lamborghini.

Checks confirmed the vehicle already had a warning under Section 59 of the Police Reform Act.

Further checks confirmed there was no insurance in place for the driver of the vehicle.

Vehicle seized and driver reported.

The other vehicles have all received a warning under Section 59 PRA. Therefore, if sighted driving in an antisocial manner again within the next 12 months, then the vehicle will be seized.

You said. We did. 👮🏻‍♂️

22/09/2025

Behold a Pale horse lol.

She appeared "pale and thin"

22/09/2025

Driving for a living.

"I Drive a van for a living" 🤷🤦 Already on 6 penalty points. Sat texting in lane 3 as the marked car rolls alongside 🤦 Another 6 points and a totting up ban incoming 🧑‍⚖️

22/09/2025

Another wonderful returning client. Mini looks mint. 😎💪

26/08/2025

Wonderful returning client doing the 3rd tint for him over a span of more than a decade. Honda, Citroen and today a Renault. Appreciate you all 🙏

02/08/2025

That’s what I’m talking about 💪

02/08/2025

Pretty standard and epic.

Great times 👌🏻

02/08/2025

Bro genius.

02/08/2025

Tints and gators.