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12/08/2026

PART 6: Apparently It’s Contagious 🚗💥

After several months of taking the p**s out of Sam’s driving, our son in law has decided to show his support.

Drove into the back of a Range Rover.

Car written off.

Range Rover: fine, obviously. 😐

So I’d like to formally apologise to Sam.

Turns out it’s not her driving.

It’s the f**king family. 🤣

At least they’ve got something in common.

Other than insurance premiums.

Rhys Pullen

06/08/2026

PART 5: Sam vs. The Van 🚐💥

Quick update on Sam.

After successfully completing her earlier work in tyre destruction, suspension damage, light bridge interaction, and attracting the attention of local law enforcement…

I genuinely thought we were making progress.

We bought the Range Rover.
4 wheel drive.
Parking sensors.
Cameras.
Basically enough technology to land a small aircraft.

Apparently, none of it works on our own driveway. 😐

Because Sam has now managed to drive off the drive…

…and straight into MY VAN.

Not a stranger’s van.
Not a van parked awkwardly around a blind corner.
Not even a moving van.

My van.

Parked.
At our house.
Exactly where it normally is.

She literally knew it was there.

And still chose violence. 💥🤣

Honestly, the van had the tactical advantage of being completely stationary and somehow still lost.

So the current situation:

Range Rover: still finding new victims
Van: caught in the crossfire
Driveway: apparently a high-risk area
Parking sensors: screaming into the void
Insurance company: probably blocking my number
Me: considering bollards around everything I own 💸
Sam: “I didn’t see it.” 😐

At this point, nowhere is safe.

Bridges weren’t safe.
Tyres weren’t safe.
The roads weren’t safe.
The law got involved.

And now even vehicles parked on our own property are being taken out.

We bought her a 4x4 so she could handle difficult terrain.

Turns out the most difficult terrain…

was the fu***ng driveway. 🤣

Stay tuned for Part 6:

“Sam vs. The House.” 🏠💥

At this rate, it’s not a joke.
It’s a warning.

04/08/2026

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02/08/2026

A few from my daughter’s wedding ❤️

Thought I’d hold it together for the first look. I did not.

She took my breath away and the tears followed pretty quickly. The photos have kindly preserved the evidence.

One incredibly proud dad. What a day ❤️

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02/08/2026

Non-start on this Massey Ferguson.

Owner said it needed a mechanic. Tractor said it needed a day off. 🚜🔧

02/06/2026

PART 5: Sam Gets a New Job 🚗

Good news everyone.

Sam’s got a new job only 4 miles away.

Which is ideal because previously she was doing a 55mile round trip every day purely to keep Kwik Fit in business.

So naturally we thought:
Less driving = less incidents.

Wrong.

Because despite only travelling approximately the distance of a large Tesco…
she’s still driving everywhere like she’s transporting organs.

The Evoque now spends more time warming up than actually commuting.

Fuel bill’s gone down though.
Police awareness remains steady.

Current status:
Commute: 4 miles ✅
Stress levels: unchanged ✅
Car: somehow still surviving ✅
Sam: still approaching roundabouts with confidence instead of technique ✅

At this point I genuinely think the problem follows her around rather than being location-based.

18/05/2026

Well… she did it ❤️🌙

Saturday night into Sunday morning, Sam completed the MoonWalk, 26.2 miles through the night for breast cancer.

I honestly can’t put into words how proud I am of her.

This was always personal. Sam lost her mum, Anita, to breast cancer in 2010, and there isn’t a day she isn’t missed. Sam did this walk for her mum, and for everyone affected by this horrible disease.

What a lot of people might not know is that Sam really didn’t think she’d be able to do it. She has rheumatoid arthritis, so 26.2 miles overnight was a massive thing to take on.

But over the last year she’s lost 6 stone, worked so hard, and got herself to that start line.

And then she got herself to the finish line the only way Sam could… with her headphones on, dancing from marker to marker, stopping to dance with the marshals, and using the music to drag herself forward when her body was telling her to stop.

She kept telling herself she was feeling strong, even when she was in a world of pain.

And then, to top it off, her sister Lindsay and brother-in-law Dave rocked up as a surprise to support her, which completely blew her away.

That’s Sam all over. Stubborn, stroppy, determined, probably moaning a bit… but still dancing 😂

I’m so proud of you, Sam. For the walk, for the last year, and for the person you are.

Your mum would be bursting with pride ❤️

11/05/2026

This Saturday night my wife Sam is doing the MoonWalk overnight for breast cancer 🌙

This one’s really personal for us. Sam lost her mum Anita, to breast cancer in 2010 and she’s missed every day.

Sam is doing this walk in her mum’s memory, and to support everyone affected by this awful disease. And if you know Sam, you’ll know she’s a stroppy, stubborn pain in the arse… so once she sets her mind to something, there’s no stopping her 😂

She’ll be walking through the night alongside survivors, fighters, families, and supporters

I’ll always be grateful to Anita for raising the woman I love and giving us the family we have today ❤️

I honestly couldn’t be prouder of Sam for doing this. If anyone would like to sponsor her, even the smallest donation would mean so much to us and help support an amazing cause.

Thank you!

I’m taking part in the London MoonWalk 2026 in loving memory of my wonderful mum, Anita, who sadly lost her battle with breast cancer on 3rd September 2010. She was brave, beautiful, and endlessly pos...

08/05/2026

🚗 MOT due?

Time to stop ignoring that dashboard light that’s been glowing since Christmas 👀😂

Before your MOT, check these few things:

✅ Lights work
✅ Tyres still have tread on them
✅ Wipers wipe, not just move dirt around
✅ Screen wash has something in it
✅ Number plate can actually be read
✅ No warning lights glaring at you
✅ No mystery noises sounding like a washing machine full of bricks

Amazing how many MOT fails come down to stuff that takes 5 minutes to sort.

If your car needs a once over before the big day, give me a call or a message, 07585 709525

I come to you 🔧

07/05/2026

Ayrton’s out on jobs making new contacts… 🐶🤝🐶

Met Wayne today and immediately got down to some serious business negotiations.

No barking. No drama. Just a full MOT inspection of each other’s rear suspension. 😂

Meanwhile I’m still waiting for customers to greet me this enthusiastically 🚐🔧