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Affinity Motor Company Family‑run, honest and here to help. We bust myths, give real advice, and genuinely care about the people who buy from us.

Specialists in starter cars and proper Ingenium engine rebuilds - done right, not rushed.

01/10/2026

💸 QUICK INSURANCE TIPS 💸

I often get asked for advice on insurance. To be honest, I'm pretty sure car insurance algorithms don't use data at all. They just judge how aligned Saturn is to Venus on the next red moon and decide premiums on the tides.

But here are two tips I have found seem to work

1. Gather quotes over a few days. I have had several customers tell me that this has, on occasion halved their premiums. Especially for first time drivers.
2. Avoid starting the policy that day unless you absolutely have to. Starting a policy a week later knocked a third off one customers quote.

For some reason insurers behave like you've asked for cover on a rocket launch if you want to start it now.

But if you want to save money:
Get quotes, leave them alone and give them some time to think about their life choices, come back tomorrow and watch the magic happen.

It may not work every time but I am seeing this very regularly.

And if it doesn't work... I'll take off my tinfoil helmet 😂

😍I bought a 2020 Land Rover Defender 110 SE today.With a knocking engine.Most dealers read ‘knocking engine’ and sprint ...
30/09/2026

😍I bought a 2020 Land Rover Defender 110 SE today.

With a knocking engine.

Most dealers read ‘knocking engine’ and sprint for the exit.
Me? I hear ‘knocking engine’ and go, “Ooh, bargain.”

This one’s going straight into our workshop where Tom will do what Tom does best:
take a perfectly good Defender, remove its heart, lay all its internal organs on a bench, chant some magic words (or curses) and perform some necromancy.

If you want to see what a proper rebuild looks like - not a patch, not a bodge, not a ‘hope for the best’ - follow along.

We’re documenting the whole thing:

the knock, the strip-down, the “oh wow that bearing is VERY unhappy,” the rebuild, and the moment it purrs like it’s never met an Ingenium oil dilution cycle in its life.

Stay tuned. The Defender glow-up starts now.🌟

💥 Ingenium Engines & Tom’s Life Choices 💥Right. Let’s talk Ingenium engines.They’re dramatic. They’re needy. They’re the...
16/09/2026

💥 Ingenium Engines & Tom’s Life Choices 💥

Right. Let’s talk Ingenium engines.
They’re dramatic. They’re needy. They’re the automotive equivalent of someone who texts “we need to talk” and then goes offline for three hours.

Most mechanics run a mile.
Tom? Tom rolls his sleeves up like he’s about to propose.

Because let’s be honest:
An easy life isn’t for him.
If it was, he wouldn’t spend his days rebuilding Ingeniums…

…and he definitely wouldn’t have married me.

This month’s chaos magnets:

• The stunning Discovery Lux
• The Jaguar XE R‑Sport 2.0 Ingenium

Both arrived sounding like they were auditioning for Britain’s Got Rattles. Both left purring like they’ve just had a spa weekend, a therapy session, and a personality transplant.

Why?
Because Tom doesn’t just “fix” Ingeniums.
He reforms them.

Chains, guides, tensioners, oil system refresh, piston sorcery and whatever else he’s elbow deep in… plus the upgraded parts that stop them behaving like an argument at a PTA BBQ.

And here’s the bit people forget:
Everyone has that thing where they think…
“If I could go back in time and do it differently, everything would be better.”
Humans can’t do that… but a properly rebuilt engine absolutely can.
It gets its second chance with the benefit of hindsight, and none of the emotional baggage.

And then, of course, the final ingredient:
✨ Tom’s Magic Sprinkle™
(We don’t know what it is. He won’t tell us. Might be caffeine. Might be spite. Might be the fact he enjoys suffering.)

The result?
Luxury cars that are actually reliable, quiet, smooth, and ready for real life… not just the brochure fantasy.

So if the internet has convinced you that Ingeniums are cursed, come and see what one looks like after Tom’s had a romantic weekend with one.

Keep watching our website to see what comes through next!
We promise the engines are calm now.
Tom… less so. 😂

🚗 The One Litres Are Back 🚗Every now and then, one of those little one‑litre legends rolls in and isn’t immediately allo...
15/09/2026

🚗 The One Litres Are Back 🚗

Every now and then, one of those little one‑litre legends rolls in and isn’t immediately allocated to our first dibs list. Today’s arrival? A 2012 Toyota Aygo Fire with that unmistakable Toyota reliability shine.

Five doors, fresh service, full MOT, £20 tax, low insurance, alloys, privacy glass, air con - the perfect mix of sensible and a bit of attitude. Ideal for first‑time drivers or anyone who just wants a car that refuses to be anything but dependable.

The one litres are back.
And this one’s ready.

£2,495

www.affinitymotorcompany.co.uk
[email protected]
07377863795

We’ve adopted a Nissan Cube and honestly… it might be the most joyful little box on wheels we’ve ever had.2012 JDM impor...
08/07/2026

We’ve adopted a Nissan Cube and honestly… it might be the most joyful little box on wheels we’ve ever had.

2012 JDM import, 61k miles, automatic, 1.5 petrol, will come with fresh MOT, infotainment conversion, 2 keys.

It’s practical, it’s comfy, it’s reliable… and it looks like it was designed by someone who really wanted a car but also really loved Tetris.

If you want something that stands out in a car park full of grey hatchbacks, this is your moment.

Pop us a message if you fancy a test drive in the world’s happiest rectangle - get it fast before our kids sneak it into their Lego box! 😂🚗📦✨

£4995

[email protected]
07377863795

The neighbours’ dogs have officially joined the detailing team - today’s battle is over who gets to clean the cars.Spoil...
08/07/2026

The neighbours’ dogs have officially joined the detailing team - today’s battle is over who gets to clean the cars.

Spoiler: neither of them is any good at getting dog hair out of the seats, but they are excellent at dramatic microfibre wrestling.

Honestly, 10/10 for enthusiasm. 😂

25/06/2026

I love days when I get out of my office and get into the workshop. They’re few and far between these days.

But Tom is one of those infuriating people that is just ridiculously good at everything he turns his hand to.

This video reminded me of a situation a while back… I could have cried when I spent half an hour literally wrestling with a particularly obstinate spring clip on a set of brakes. I had bars, screwdrivers, grenades and this thing just would not go back in.

Tom comes over and pops it back in with one thumb and barely breaking step. From now on he has to at least LOOK like he’s struggling, because I have a really unpleasant pouty face. 😂

Any moments when someone has shown you up like this? 😂

My face when we had waited three weeks and a lot of faff for some Picanto door locks only to find out they were sent fro...
22/06/2026

My face when we had waited three weeks and a lot of faff for some Picanto door locks only to find out they were sent from Birmingham.

Competition time:This is all part of Tom’s mega plan because he’s bored of my little starter cars having no interesting ...
22/06/2026

Competition time:

This is all part of Tom’s mega plan because he’s bored of my little starter cars having no interesting problems.

Although there is immediate regret in this heat. He hasn’t stopped whining all morning. Bet he wishes he was just changing brake pads now 😉😂

So… question to you all… What is this engine out of?

Bonus points if you can guess what’s caused it to be so poorly it’s sat on a pallet right now 😂

😍🌟Here she is!!! The Pinkanto that will either make or break mine and Tom’s marriage 😂 2014 Kia Picanto 2 - Berry Pink -...
09/06/2026

😍🌟Here she is!!! The Pinkanto that will either make or break mine and Tom’s marriage 😂

2014 Kia Picanto 2 - Berry Pink - £20 Tax - Low Insurance - Fresh Service and MOT

A brilliant little Picanto in the rare Berry Pink finish, backed with strong service history and ultra low running costs. Ideal as a first car or a dependable every day runaround with Kia's reputation for reliability and cheap ownership

Key Features:

- 78,000 miles

- Fresh 12 month MOT

- Freshly serviced

- Decent service history

- Only 2 former keepers

- 2 keys

- £20 per year road tax

- Compliant with all low emissions and clean air zones

- Insurance group 4A

- Alloy wheels

- Air con

Why this Picanto?

This is exactly the kind of small car buyers love: economical, easy to park, cheap to insure and from a brand known for reliability and long lasting engines. The Berry Pink colour gives it a fun, modern feel and the low running costs make it perfect for new drivers, commuters or anyone wanting a no-nonsense, reliable runaround.

Ready to drive away.

07377863795
[email protected]

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Unit 3 Oak Furlong Business Park, Epwell
Banbury
OX156LR

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