06/22/2026
A reminder from Safety-Ho
Many years ago, at a pole-dancing wedding shower party, I earned a nickname. The younger ladies all around me chose their own pole-dancing nicknames and they introduced themselves for their final act. There was Ruby-Ho, Silky-Ho, Candy-Ho, all pretending to be women of ill repute. Meanwhile, I was pointing out the dangers of hitting their heads on the bare floor, landing flat on their backs or sliding down the pole upside down and cranking their necks....
any years ago, at a pole-dancing wedding shower party, I earned a nickname. The younger ladies all around me chose their own pole-dancing nicknames and they introduced themselves for their final ac…