10/16/2026
WOULD YOU RATHER: MECHANIC EDITION
Picture this. It’s Friday. Your coffee went cold before the first sip. Your 10mm socket has vanished into thin air. Parts says, “Should be here Monday.” Your patience is running on fumes, and you’ve mentally quit three times before lunch.
And because things are going so well…
WOULD YOU RATHER:
A) Spend 3 hours fighting a seized bolt that hasn’t moved since 2004.
OR
B) Spend 10 minutes explaining why a $40 part costs $600 to replace.
One involves a torch, excessive profanity, and possibly a broken tool.
The other involves explaining that the $40 part is conveniently located behind approximately half the vehicle.
Pick your poison.
Either way, the swear jar is probably making more money than you are today.