03/29/2024
Local man becomes overnight expert in shipping vessel steering capabilities
Joshua Kirkwood of Midland recently spent "about 4 hours" researching the capabilities of modern shipping vessels, and his findings may shock you.
"Boats don't lose steering capabilities," said Kirkwood. "I'm telling you, that bridge in Baltimore was a target. Probably the deep state behind it. Trust me, I did my own research."
In 2022, Kirkwood also became an expert in infectious disease. Prior to that, he earned self-education credentials in moon travel and the melting temperature of steel beams.
"It's all about paying attention," said Kirkwood. "Just open your eyes, sheeple."
Image source: We all know him.