Unhinged ERS

10/08/2026

🚨 STOLEN TOOLS & EQUIPMENT – LOWERTOWN OTTAWA 🚨

Several tools and pieces of equipment were recently stolen from my vehicle in the Lowertown area of Ottawa, and unfortunately, the theft has had a major impact on my ability to work.

I’m a new small-business owner running an emergency roadside service, providing services such as battery boosts and replacements, tire changes, plug repairs, spare tire installations, and other roadside assistance. These tools are essential to the work I do.

With them gone, my business is essentially dead in the water right now. I’ve put a lot of time, money, and effort into getting this business off the ground, and having the equipment stolen has left me unable to properly provide many of the services I offer.

I’m asking local pawn shops, resale businesses, and the community to please keep an eye out. If you come across any of the following items, I would greatly appreciate it if you could contact me or Ottawa Police Service.

Police Report #: 2026-293218

🔧 Milwaukee M18 Tire Inflator
• Serial #: M26AP262119283Y
• Comes with an M18 FORGE 12.0 battery (no serial number available)

🔧 Milwaukee M18 NE2 High-Torque Impact Wrench
• Serial #: N80AR253205185
• Comes with an M18 FORGE 6.0 battery (no serial number available)

🔋 NOCO Boost GBX75 Battery Booster
• Model: GBX75
• Battery booster/jump starter

🧰 Smittybilt Work/Tool Bag
• Small bag
• Grey and black
• "Smittybilt" branding in yellow

The Milwaukee tools have unique serial numbers, which should make them particularly easy to identify.

If any of these items are brought into your shop or offered for sale, please do not purchase, resell, or otherwise transfer them. Please contact me and/or Ottawa Police, as these items are stolen property.

If you see any of these items being offered for sale online or elsewhere, please send me the listing or information. Even a small lead could make a huge difference right now.

If you’re able to share this post, I would sincerely appreciate it. I’m trying to get my equipment back so I can get my business back up and running.

Thank you to everyone who takes the time to keep an eye out, share this, or pass the information along. It genuinely means a lot.

08/30/2026

Another day, another roadside emergency handled! 🚗🔧
Unfortunately, this customer discovered that two of her tires had been slashed, leaving her in a stressful situation. We were able to help get things back on track by having two new tires mounted and balanced so she could get safely back on the road.
At Unhinged ERS, we're here when unexpected vehicle problems turn your day upside down. 💪🚨
📞 Need roadside assistance? Don't hesitate to reach out!

08/30/2026

🛞 Another roadside situation handled!
A flat tire can happen anywhere and at any time—but being stuck doesn't have to ruin your whole day. Whether you're at home, work, or stranded on the side of the road, Unhinged ERS is ready to help get you moving again.
🔧 Spare tire installation
🔋 Battery boosts & replacements
⛽ Emergency fuel delivery
🛞 Tire repairs and roadside assistance
Because sometimes your day goes completely unhinged… and that's where we come in. 😎🚗
📞 Contact Unhinged ERS when you need reliable roadside assistance!

08/29/2026

🇨🇦 A Small Way of Saying Thank You 🇨🇦

I’m proud to introduce these custom vehicle magnets representing my respect and appreciation for those who dedicate themselves to protecting, serving, and helping others in our communities.

Law Enforcement • Paramedics • Firefighters • Military

As a small gesture of gratitude and solidarity, Unhinged ERS will be offering special discounts on all service fees for active and eligible members of these professions.

Whether you're responding to an emergency, finishing a long shift, or simply find yourself dealing with an unexpected vehicle issue, I'm proud to offer my emergency roadside services with a little something extra in recognition of your service.

Thank you to everyone who puts themselves on the line and works tirelessly to keep our communities safe, healthy, and protected. 🇨🇦

Your service does not go unnoticed.

Unhinged ERS 🚨 Your roadside rescue crew. 🔋 Battery boosts • 🛞 Tire services • 🔑 Lockouts • ⛽ Fuel delivery • 🔧 Minor roadside repairs. When your vehicle leaves you stranded, we get you moving again.

08/23/2026

This little guy decided to make himself VERY comfortable in the tread — but that’s what Unhinged ERS is here for. 😎 Eviction notice served and executed.

When your tire decides it has plans of its own, give Unhinged ERS a call. We’ll get you back on the road! 🚗💨

08/23/2026

Another vehicle back on the road. 🔧🚗
Unhinged ERS out here handling an on-rim swap — because sometimes you just need the wheels changed without the whole production. 😎
🛞 On-rim swaps
🚨 Emergency roadside service
📍 We come to you
Unhinged ERS — keeping you moving when things get a little… unhinged.

08/22/2026

This Accord was definitely ready for a fresh set, so Unhinged ERS got it back on all four corners and ready to roll. 🔧🚗

Another safe customer, another vehicle back on the road. That’s what we do. 🤘