10/10/2026
🚨🦃 OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING ANNOUNCEMENT THAT ABSOLUTELY NOBODY APPROVED 🦃🚨
Action Tire & Auto will be CLOSED Monday, October 12.
Why?
Because apparently we’re legally allowed to leave. 😂
For ONE glorious day:
📞 The phones can ring into the void.
🚗The tires can wait.
🔧 The impact guns will know peace.
👀 Nobody better say, “Can you just squeeze me in?”
💀 And if your check engine light comes on… respectfully, no it didn’t.
The crew will be at home absolutely DEMOLISHING Thanksgiving dinner like it personally wronged us.
Paul will be unauthorized ugga-dugga free.
Milton will probably still be dancing.
Ted will somehow leave dinner with the 10mm socket.
Wendell will torque the turkey to spec.
Daykota will still hear phantom phones ringing.
And Dustin will spend the entire day wondering how this became his business. 😂
We’ll be back Tuesday — bloated, caffeinated and ready to pretend tire season isn’t slowly consuming our souls.
🍂🦃 HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM THE ACTION TIRE CIRCUS.🦃🍂
We’re thankful for our customers, our crew, and the fact that Dustin continues to let us have access to the social media accounts. 💀
See you Tuesday. Godspeed.