06/04/2026
👋👋THIS JUST IN!👋👋
We've been informed by several local businesses that people are coming in, buying nothing, and just standing around talking about our Facebook posts.
Since we're apparently providing more entertainment than cable TV, Netflix, and half the news channels combined, we're considering a subscription model.
McEwan's Towing Facebook Access
💰 $2/month
💰 $20/year
💰 $50 if you laugh at every post but never hit the Like button.
Your membership helps fund important business purchases such as:
✅ Tow trucks we definitely needed
✅ Trailers we swear will make us money
✅ Equipment bought because it was "too good of a deal to pass up"
✅ A recently adopted 1996 Cat 990 loader that weighs approximately the same as a small planet
Failure to pay may result in:
- Public shaming
- Being volunteered for highway cleanup
- Being recruited as a heavy-duty mechanic
- Being asked to help move the Cat 990 when we realize how much fuel it burns
- Having to explain to our accountant why we bought another piece of equipment
For those who stop us in stores, coffee shops, job sites, and everywhere else to tell us how much you enjoy the posts, thank you. We genuinely appreciate it and get a laugh out of hearing it.
Until then, we'll keep buying questionable amounts of iron and posting our poor financial decisions for free.
Management
(Which is really just Tyson wandering around a Cat 990 saying, "You know what? I think I can make money with this.")
If you know someone who needs a 990 cat hit us up it's for sale!
902-872-0678
Www.mcewanstowing.ca