08/27/2026
🚨 NOW HIRING YES, ACTUAL JOBS. 🚨
Which one of you lazy bastards crawled out of bed this morning, looked in the mirror and said:
“Wow… today’s the day. I’m gonna change my life and GET A JOB.” 😂
Well, congratulations. Your moment has arrived.
McEwan’s Towing & Hotshot Services is hiring:
🔧 SKILLED LABOURERS
If you can use tools without asking which end of the hammer to hold, we're already off to a great start.
🚛 TOW TRUCK OPERATORS
Light, heavy, recovery if you can operate equipment, think for yourself, and show up when the phone rings, we want to hear from you.
🚜 EQUIPMENT OPERATORS
Excavators, dozers, skid steers, graders and whatever other piece of yellow iron we decide we absolutely needed to buy this week.
What we're looking for:
• Show up when you say you're going to show up. Revolutionary concept, apparently.
• Know how to work without someone standing behind you clapping.
• Be mechanically inclined.
• Have common sense. Actual common sense.
• Don't be scared of dirt, grease, weather or a long day.
• A driver's licence is pretty damn helpful.
• Experience is an asset. A good attitude and willingness to learn go a long way too.
We have real work, real equipment and lots of variety. One day you might be running an excavator, the next helping with a recovery, working around the shop, moving equipment, or wondering how the hell you got talked into whatever we're doing that day. 😂
If you've been sitting home saying, “I should probably get a better job,” consider this your sign.
If your buddy has been unemployed for six months because he's “just waiting for the right opportunity,” TAG HIM. This is it, princess. 👑😂
💰 Pay based on experience, ability and how useful you actually are.
📍 McEwan’s Towing & Hotshot Services
Send us a message with your experience, qualifications and what position you're interested in.
Serious applicants only. If your alarm clock has already beaten you three times this week, this probably isn't gonna work out. 😂
SHARE IT AROUND SOMEONE'S MOTHER IS TIRED OF HAVING THEM HOME.
Send resume to
[email protected]
902-872-0678 Www.mcewanstowing.ca