30/09/2026
Jan has been away for two and a half weeks.
Jasper and I have carried on with all the tasks QLD life throws at us....
Here we are building the deck out front of Jan's craft room. This shot was actually before Jan departed and Jasper was a great help assisting with the overburden of pikelets...with jam and cream of course.
In Jan's absence I have managed to truly master the microwave....
We have a dishwasher, but I don't know how to work it....
Jasper has handled pre-wash duties perfectly. She get's back tomorrow and the place will be spotless. I did all the washing today......Guess what guys....You put the clothes in the machine, add powder, push a button and the f..kin thing does the work for you.
Seriously....If you listen to women, you would swear they are still bashing the s**t on a rock.
The dog has done all the hard dish work, so a final rinse of the cooking hardware will be a breeze.
I have the big Milwaukee blower so dusting will be a piece of p**s.
Once you have spent two and a half weeks alone you start to realise just how much houses are rubbish....We spend too much time listening to women.
You should be able to simply pressure wash these things....after a gentle mist of CT18 truck wash of course.
The toughest thing of this gig will be finding fresh sheets and pillowslips....Jasper has grown very fond of Jan's side of the bed.....there has to be a second set of these things somewhere....
Things have changed in the short time I have had to wallow in my masculinity. MY views have become a little more primal.....
And kids....women have too much say when it comes to kids...no wonder they wear f...kin "Man Buns"....what a crock of s**t!
Seriously....when a man child is born, we should simply shake their hands (women), thank them for a job well done and say.....we'll take it from here...
No more soccer....You're a guy.....It's time you learnt how to fight and get your hands dirty.
I've been bullied on Facebook......Bulls**t... You can't be bullied on something you can just switch off.
Kids pick on me at school......Well smack them in the mouth!
They're bigger than me......Well kick em in the nuts!
They're girls......F**k off!
There's an ad now where kids ask.....Can you spot who is being bullied?.....Yeah....a government initiative.....That we all pay for...
But to be fair it is hard to spot these days.
Back in our day this was an easy question to answer......Yeah..it's that kid over there with the black eye and fat lip.
Remember back at school and there was always a kid that had a cast. What happened to that?
Kids have never had a......how can I say this without offending some flowerchild?
Kids have never had a more "protected upbringing".......and they now don't know whether they are boys or girls.....It's f...king easy!! Girls play soccer....
The Romans ruled the world.....someone threw them a soccerball and the rest is history.
Brittania ruled the world...someone threw them a soccerball and they have surrendered their country.
Germany......soccerball
No good can come of it. Learn how to take a hit.... and ask..."Is that all you.ve got"?
Imagine Messi trying to handle a three man gang tackle head by Glenn Lazarus and Steve Roach.... you would be picking him up with a sponge.........Soft!!!
Riding bikes used to be the realm of outlaws.....those who thumbed their nose at the establishment.
And then in this "Inclusive World" some one foolishly said "What about the Soccer Players"
I would have said ":F..k em"
Some one said...."What about if we let them ride BMWs"
They'll just hold up traffic!!!!.....but we've already made all the outfits....They match the bikes!...Surely it couldn't get worse....
Scuzzi Senor.....Our Ducatis will suit soccer players as well..."For F....k Sake"!!
But Senor, we already have all the accessories....extra small....shoes, helmets shower curtains, towels, hair bun clips etc.....I give up.......
In the immortal words of Tony Boffa.......I don't fit in this world anymore!
