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FECK Off Birds Keep your boat clean with Feck off Birds
We have a solution to keeping birds off your boat. Birds are afraid of seagulls nesting. Feck off Birds.

By replicating a seagull nest on your boat we keep all birds off your boat and your boat bird poop free.

21/08/2026

Serious question for the boat owners.

Which marina has the worst seagulls?

I spent twenty years thinking my end of the coast was uniquely cursed. Then I started talking to people and realised everyone thinks that about their own patch.

Drop yours below. I want to know who actually has it worst.

21/08/2026

Seagulls aren't scared of you. They're not scared of a plastic owl either - they'll sit on it.

The only thing they won't argue with is another gull's nest. A pair has already claimed the spot, so they go and find somewhere else.

That's the whole idea. No spikes, no noise, nothing to plug in.

https://feckoffbirds.com/products/double-nest-kit

17/07/2026
17/07/2026
22/06/2026

This is why the nest works when everything else fails

08/06/2026

life

After being overseas for the last few weeks, just come out to St Kilda. Not a single bird sh_t. Very happy. In 24 years ...
31/05/2026

After being overseas for the last few weeks, just come out to St Kilda. Not a single bird sh_t.
Very happy.
In 24 years the boat has never been so clean.
And I tried owls, flags, nets, CD’s.
Now they have fecked off!
Two nest onboard. One on the bow, one on the stern.

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