31/03/2026
đ§ IAN JEFFERY MOTORS â IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
After reviewing our services, customer expectations, and the general state of the cars that roll into the workshop every week, weâve decided itâs time for a major change to how we operate.
From next month, Ian Jeffery Motors will officially be moving to a new service model:
SELFâSERVICE MECHANICAL
Thatâs right â from now on, you fix your car.
Weâll provide the hoist, the tools, and a laminated sheet that says âgood luckâ.
You provide the sweat, the swearing, and the inevitable phone call asking why thereâs a bolt left over.
This new model reflects the growing trend of âDIY empowermentâ and âcustomer engagementâ, and also the fact that weâre tired of explaining that the knocking noise is, in fact, the thing you ignored for six months.
Donât worry â weâll still be here.
Watching.
Judging.
Occasionally stepping in when you put the sump plug in backwards.
Management â Ian Jeffery Motors
(âŚformerly doing it for you)