20/01/2016
Frequently Asked Questions about FARCUBER
CHEAPER THAN UBER! FASTER THAN A DONKEY! LESS YELLOW THAN A TAXI UNLESS ITS YELLOW!
1 x SHARE = 1 company SHARE or whatever is the current offer, the higher amount, when/if we become a company!
0. IS FARCUBER A REAL THING?
Is the magical talking snake in a book a real thing? If you make it real. Sharing is caring for YOURSELF because we bribe your ass because MONEY TALKS. It IS QUITE POSSIBLE that one share could land you a five to eight figure sum, THINK about it it is a dot com with a competitive advantage (CHEAPER) AND a USP (REAL, and AUSSIE and BOGAN in NATURE, or HICK in US or CHAV in UK or Chaiwalla Caste in Hindi, and so on)
1. WHAT IS FARCUBER???
FUNNIER THAN A TALKING TURD but REAL AND EVOLVING as we spread the WORD!
the NEW idea for destroying the poor Taxi drivers of the dog eat dog world we now live in. NOTE We actually do give 7 Fs about each one of them, and it is our belief that our non taxi competitors don't and any licensed actual taxi driver in the world will get the red carpet rolled out as client and driver. Please allow us to work out what that means exactly. We do actually care, we just don;t pretend to, that's all. TAXIS MAY USE OUR PAGE if all other laws are complied with AND our guarantee of being 20% cheaper than Uber is adhered to. Simply use Ubers website, bandwidth and intellectual property to calculate the fair, and X by 0.8 for your MAX agreed fair, and watch Uber get more and more pi**ed off with FarCuber - The CHEAPER Option. The AUSTRALIAN Option.
2. WHY SHARE THE FARCUBER MESSAGE?
Because we bribe you too, and you have a brain. 1 x share for a 1 in 100 shot at $1000 - $1,000,000,000. Dot coms make momney if they boom. If they don't you invested a share - boo hoo.
WHY FARCUBER from A to B? Because it is better financially to FarCuber and Farcuber. We are cheaper.
3. WHY THE BOGAN, NON CONTEMPARY IMAGE?
Because the thing about dogs balls is they are rough, they are hairy and they stand out, and we are Australian, and while we are perceived by many as convicts, and we may well be actual convicts, we hope that you will find our bogan marketing style unique and interesting.
4. WHAT IF I DIE?
Well, that would suck. But we are just a page that make no financial gain until the cogs get moving and the idea catches on, that is the problem of primarily yourself (arguably not) and then your inner circle. If some other bastard nicks our idea, we are pretty sure we got the name on the noggin, and we will of course RANSACK the buggers, as far as the law permits, and without a 50,000 volt Taser from Thailand, or anything. But if you die in an affiliated vehicle of FarCuber, you are simply deceased, and we will care as much as we are emotionally invested in you, make sense? You will die eventually. We all will. Cars must be roadworthy by any mechanic in Victoria and apply to driving rules of any other country, that should help keep that ticker of yours beating.
5. WHAT IF MY DRIVER IS A SERIAL KILLER?
Well, that could and probably has happened in any vehicle and driver hire service. He may not kill you, in fact, discretion is (UNLIKE FARCUBER) probably part of his strategy and If he is caught, we will confiscate him and publicise him and report him to the jacks, more commonly referred to as, the "police", because underworld killings, even of psychos, are illegal and we have to say that, and we just don't have the muscle for slime removal yet.
Other names also apply depending on ones social heritage. Even FarCuber don't use the C word, not as a matter of class, you will simply find that poor people use it sparingly and never on social media* (Drug induced psychosis exclusions apply to all classes)
WHAT IS FARCUBER?
FarCuber is essentially nothing yet. YOU decide what it becomes by whether or not you find it interesting enough to share AND whether or not you think more money in your pocket is good.
WHAT IS THE NAME FARCUBER IMPLYING? "F*** UBER???"
We in the company, all one of us at the moment, claim that it is simply stating that it is world wide and shaped a bit like a cube ( a car kinda is) until we can afford a lawyer to explain that better.
HOW WILL THE LOGISTICS OF FARCUBER WORK?
We will play it by ear. We will get talented people, and pay them eventually more than other companies do, less initially of course. The CEO of FarCuber doesn't exist, I am just a dude with an idea and a contempt for BS 'better than' Marketing strategies, and s**t like "Our elegant and superior...: Yeah rah rah rah what the far ever mate. Get over yourself!
HOW MUCH IS A LISTING?
It is simply $10 AUD a listing BUT THE FIRST 100 are half price. Unpaid listings are simply deleted. Repeat offender x 3 are blocked forever or until they work it out, and those who are found 'working it out' get their asses hung out to dry inasmuch as the law permits, including permanent bans. If Uber invest $100,000 in this start up company, they get 50,000 of 100,000 shares, non voting, and the so called bottom end of the market (which WILL be the richer people, the millionaires, who ARE my mates, as some of you may have guessed; rich people spend less. Poor people smoke $20 notes daily.)
