Dark Obsidian Automotive

12/10/2026

🎅🎄 SANTA'S SLEIGH IS GETTING DETAILED… IS YOUR RIDE? 🎄🎅

🚨 CLERMONT, CHRISTMAS IS COMING! 🚨

The big fella in red is checking his list twice, the reindeer are getting their annual service, and somewhere in the North Pole, an elf is having a meltdown because Christmas is only 73 DAYS AWAY! 🎁😂

Seriously… where the hell has 2026 gone?! 👀

🎁 STUCK FOR CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS?

Forget the socks, jocks, candles and another bloody coffee mug nobody asked for! 🤣

This Christmas, give someone something they'll actually appreciate…

✨ A FRESH, CLEAN, HEAD-TURNING RIDE! ✨

At 🖤 DARK OBSIDIAN AUTOMOTIVE 🖤 we don't just wash cars — we give them the attention they deserve!

We're talking:
🚗 Deep exterior cleans and serious shine
🧼 Interior detailing that brings back that fresh feeling
✨ Attention to the little things that make a BIG difference
🔥 That satisfying feeling of driving something that looks a million bucks!

Whether it's:

✔️ The work ute that's carrying half of Clermont's dust around
✔️ The family car that's survived another year of kids, crumbs and chaos
✔️ The weekend pride and joy that deserves some extra love
✔️ Your partner's car you've been promising to clean since Easter 👀
✔️ Or your own ride that's well overdue for some TLC

We've got you covered! 🤙

🎄🎁 GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE! 🎁🎄

Perfect for Christmas stockings, Secret Santa surprises, birthdays, anniversaries, or simply treating someone who deserves it.

Get organised early, secure your gift certificates, and let us take care of the dirty work.

📍 Proudly servicing Clermont
⏰ Next bookings available between Wednesday 21st October to Tuesday 27th October
📩 Message Dark Obsidian Automotive to enquire about bookings or gift certificates.

08/10/2026

Quick little flick and lick for the morning 🤙

28/09/2026

Well I think most of it is gone 😜

28/09/2026

Did someone say Twin Hills with a touch of dog hair 😂

28/09/2026

👂 DO YOU HEAR THAT, CLERMONT?

Mariah Carey is starting to defrost… which can only mean one thing. 🎶🎄

🎅 ONLY 87 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 🎁

Scary, right? Seriously… where has this year gone?!

And before you know it, you’ll be doing the annual last-minute Christmas present panic, wondering what the hell to buy someone who already has everything. 👀

Luckily, Obsidian Automotive has you covered. 🤙

🎁 GIFT CERTIFICATES ARE AVAILABLE NOW!

Forget another pair of socks or something that'll end up forgotten in a cupboard.

Give them that freshly detailed car feeling instead. 🚗✨

Because your car says a lot about you before you even step out of it — so why let it look tired, dusty or neglected?

At ✨ Obsidian Automotive by Dark Obsidian Cartel ✨ we don’t just wash cars — we bring them back to life.

Deep gloss.
Fresh interiors.
Attention to the little details.
And that ridiculously satisfying “just detailed” feeling every time you walk up to your car. 😮‍💨🔥

Perfect for:

✔️ The work ute that's 50% vehicle, 50% Clermont dust
✔️ The daily driver that's overdue for some love
✔️ The weekend pride & joy
✔️ Mum or Dad
✔️ Your partner
✔️ Or the partner whose car you promised to clean three weeks ago… 👀

Whether it's for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries or just because, a detailing gift certificate is one present they'll actually use.

🎁 Gift Certificates Available Now
🚗 Detailing bookings also available
📍 Clermont
📩 Message the page to organise yours or secure your next booking.

Because driving clean just feels different. 🖤✨

26/09/2026

26/09/2026

All warm weather ready 🤙

25/09/2026

Today's little side quest. Out in the middle of the sticks behind twin hills somewhere 😜
That wind though can bu**er right off especially trying to tint 🤣