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When your doctor says to slow down your response is yeah mate will do but I got skid cars to finish . 🖕
09/10/2026

When your doctor says to slow down your response is yeah mate will do but I got skid cars to finish . 🖕

I'm just going to put this out there and please make sure you read it before anybody starts foaming at the mouth and goi...
04/10/2026

I'm just going to put this out there and please make sure you read it before anybody starts foaming at the mouth and going on about how I'm homophobic and all that crap.
I couldn't give a f**k if you're gay.
If you're a bloke and you fancy blokes, crack on.
If you're a woman and you fancy women, crack on.
Get married, adopt twelve f**king Labradors and spend Sunday arguing in IKEA like everybody else.

But what the f**k happened after that?

Because I remember LGBT.

I could just about keep up with that.

Then it became LGBTQ. Then LGBTQ+. Then LGBTQIA+. Then LGBTQIA2S+.

F**k me. I used to think LGBT was a sandwich. Lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato. Then the Q arrived and I thought somebody had added f**king quiche.

Now it looks like somebody's Wi-Fi password.

And that's before you even get into the rest of it.

Non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, bigender, trigender, pangender, polygender, demigender, demiboy, demigirl, genderflux, androgyne, neutrois, maverique, xenogender, genderfae, genderfaun.

Then there's he/him, she/her, they/them, he/they, she/they, he/she/they, it/its, ze/hir, ze/zir, zie/hir, xe/xem, ey/em, e/em, ve/ver, ne/nem, per/per, co/cos, thon/thon, ae/aer and fae/faer.

Still with me?

Because we're not f**king finished.

Bun/bunself. Pup/pupself. Cat/catself. Star/starself. Moon/moonself. Void/voidself.

VOIDSELF.

What the f**k am I supposed to do with that?

"Excuse me, is this seat taken?"

"Void."

"Right. I'll f**king stand."

And somewhere along the way we've also got furries. Grown adults dressed as cats, dogs, foxes and f**king dragons. People meowing. People barking. People crawling around on all fours. I've seen people dressed as dogs doing obstacle courses with an audience cheering them on like f**king Crufts has accidentally booked the wrong convention centre.

Imagine being an alien arriving on Earth and that's the first thing you see.

You'd put the f**king spaceship in reverse.

"No intelligent life here.
One of them's dressed as a border collie and somebody's just given him a biscuit."

And I'm sorry, but some of the videos are f**king spectacular. You've got somebody with luminous green hair looking like they've escaped from Fraggle Rock, absolutely screaming into another person's face because they've used the wrong pronoun.

How the f**k was he supposed to know?

You need a f**king laminated flowchart.

"Hello."

"HOW DARE YOU."

"I haven't said anything yet."

"EXACTLY."

This is the bit I don't understand. Be whoever you want to be. Love whoever you want to love. Wear whatever you want. Dye your hair green. Dress as a dragon. Call yourself Moonbeam. Spend Saturday crawling around the NEC pretending to be a f**king spaniel if that's what gets you through the week.

I genuinely don't care.

But don't demand that everybody else joins in.

My view is that there are two genders, male and female. You can disagree with me. That's fine. We can disagree about things without one of us spontaneously f**king combusting.

What I won't do is memorise an ever-expanding dictionary because somebody somewhere has decided this week that they're fae/faer, void/voidself and spiritually a f**king woodland fox.

We've somehow taken "live and let live", which was perfectly f**king simple, and turned it into a terms-and-conditions document.

You live your life. I'll live mine.

I'll call you by your name. I'll treat you like a human being. I won't give a flying f**k who you sleep with.

But if you start barking at me, I'm throwing a f**king tennis ball.

Ask Any Aussie, They’ll Tell Ya..🇦🇺🐊

Rear clip going in . Few engine mods , retune and turn it up . No more green time to do something different. New colour ...
03/10/2026

Rear clip going in . Few engine mods , retune and turn it up . No more green time to do something different. New colour sorted

01/10/2026
01/10/2026
26/09/2026

Freo need to f**k that wharfie time off . Freo doing freo things

22/09/2026

I grew up in Western Australia and never once thought I was raised by lower income parents during a time when most everyone treated each other with respect.
We thought fast food was considered a treat, not a food group.
We drank Cordial made from water that came from our kitchen sink with real sugar.
We ate polony or cheese sandwiches, Vegemite or peanut butter sandwiches. Homemade meals consisting of meat, potatoes, vegetables, sometimes with bread & butter, and homemade dessert was the norm.

We grew up during a time when we mowed lawns, pulled weeds, helped inside and outside chores babysat, helped neighbors with chores to be able to earn our own money.

We went outside a lot to play, fish , swim in the creek, made mud pies,ride bikes, run around our siblings, cousins, friends & played hide and seek and brought home who knows how many friends ,we made up games. We never felt bored.
We drank tap water from the water hose outside... bottled water was unheard of. If we had a coke -it was in a glass bottle ... and we didn’t break the bottle when finished …

We watched TV shows like Hey hey it’s Saturday,Monkey,Scooby doo, Alf, Different Strokes, Full House, Countdown, Gilligan's Island, Happy Days, Batman,Bewitched, The Brady Bunch, The Sullivans, Prisoner, Looney Tunes, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Dads army,Dukes of Hazzard and Mash. After school, we came home and did homework and chores, before going outside or having friends over.
We would ride our bikes for hours. We had to tell our parents where we were going, who we were going with, and be home when the street lights came on or yelled at to come home.

You LEARNED from your parents instead of disrespecting them, and treating them as if they knew absolutely nothing. What they said was LAW, and you did not question it, only talked when asked an question. Be seen but not heard.

In school we sang and stood for the National Anthem, and listened to our teachers.

We watched what we said around our elders because we knew if we DISRESPECTED any grown-up we would get our behinds kicked, it wasn't called abuse, it was called discipline!
We held doors, carried groceries, and gave up our seat for an older person without being asked. You didn't hear swear words on the radio in songs or TV, and if you swore and got caught you had a bar of soap stuck in your mouth and grounded.

“Please, Thank you, yes please, no thank you, may I were part of our daily vocabulary!

You grew up to respect our Country, and the flag.

The world we live in now is so full of thriving crooked people, hate and disrespect for others

Re-post if you're thankful for your childhood. I will never forget where I came from and only wish children now days had half the chance at the fun and respect for real life we grew up with! ✨♥️

People in hospitals that complain and refuse help should be pushed out the front and down the ramp. F**k em . Nurse do a...
17/09/2026

People in hospitals that complain and refuse help should be pushed out the front and down the ramp. F**k em . Nurse do a killer job

15/09/2026

How good is hospital food f**k yeah . So lucky

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