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16/07/2024

I don't think I will ever survive this situation that I'm in right now! 😭😂

so my little bro have been complaining since morning that he's having a lot of headaches, though, we didn't take it that serious.

so I came back from work around 5:30pm, still my little bro still been complaining about the same headache.

my dad called me to es**rt him to the nearby pharmacy beside our street to buy some medicine for my bro.

when we arrived there, after much greetings, my dad asked the pharmacy...

my dad: Bros, shey your medicine dey function well?

the pharmacy: very well ooh! ask your son nau, that abōrtion wey I did for his girlfriend, it was a successful one.

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12/07/2024

Another banger 😂 😁 🤣 ✍️
1. A pastor👲 announced if you know your wife is controlling you🙄🙄,move to the left'' all men👦 in the church moved to the left except one man👦,the pastor was happy there was atleast one man,the pastor asked how come your wife cant control you??💁💁💁💁 The man quickly replied its my wife who told me not to move, haha,then the pastor faīnted.😂😂😂

2. It is only when you are teaching your parents 💑how to operate phone they respect you. You can even say,"Daddy help me fetch water and he'll go🤣🤣

3. When doctors👩‍⚕️ write prescription, you can't see it clearly, but when they write the bill 🤑, it's very clear😒😒
If u know u know 😅😅😅😅

4. I wanted to go for jogging🏃 before but when I remembered that Bible verse in Proverbs that says,"Only the wīcked run 🚵when no one is pursuing them", I changed my mind instantly😁😁

5. That moment when you lock your door 🚪 to kill a snake 🐍 and NEPA takes light, my brother just know that the Devīl is using your līfe to test the new version of SUBWAY SURF😂😂

6. Dangote løst N50m 🤑 and is still breathing. I dunno where I kept my N500🤑 and my chest aff start doing me sumhow🤣🤣🤣

7. I Nevēr believed Nigeria was hārd until I saw my friend's father👦 pricing school fees😅😅😅

8. It is only in Nigeria someone will be mixing two different trades together. Imagine someone selling food and eyeglass together 😹😹😹

9. This Būhari's Next Level has affected☹️ everyone to the extent that Babalaw0 now uses sign boards🤣😂😂

10. Nigerian parents and sārcāstic answers ehn😟😟

Son: Mummy, I've bought the onions, where should I keep them?💁💁💁

Mum: Keep them on my head nau, onye nzuzu😒 *mtchēēēēēw*😁😁

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12/07/2024

*BRA BRA BRA*!!!!!😁🤣😁😅😀

Bra wey know maths is called *Algebra*😅😅
Bra under animation is called *Zebra*😅😅
A Muslim bra is called *Ibrahim*😅😅
A Christian bra is called *Abraham*😅😅
Bra wey balance is called *Equilibra*😅😅
Alcoholic bra is called *Brandy*😅😅
Poisonous bra is called *Cobra*😅😅
Hard bra is called *Brass*😅😅
Skinny bra is called *Vertebra*😅😅
National bra is called *Brazil*😅😅
State bra is called *Anambra*😅😅
Academic bra is called *Library*😅😅
Magic bra is called *Abracadabra*😅😅😅🤣😁😁😅

Strong man is called *bravery* 😂😂

Any new thing is called Brandy ❤️😂

Head bra is called *braid* 😂😂

Hugging bra is called *Embrace* 😂😂

Different types of bra is called *branch* 😂😂

Sport bra is called *Ibrahimovic*🤣

Dirty bra is called *brat*

Proud bra is called * brag*

Musical bra is called *bracket*

Motor bra is called *brake*

Cloth bra is called *brazier*

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09/07/2024

09/07/2024

Look at the picture closely. You see the cow?. The water on the fire is going to be used by the butcher to remove the hair on the cow's body. The machine at the other end was brought by the vulcanizer to blow air into the cow for easy removal of the hair. The dogs are waiting patiently to take their share of the cow's meat and bones. The person who took the picture is the butcher. Only the cow is not aware of the whole situation.
This is how some of us are. We are in the midst of enemies and we are not aware of the evil they are planning against us.

I decree, may you never be a prey in The hands of the wicked in Jesus Name.

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07/07/2024

A guy came from America and told his village mother that he want to take her out, the mother was very happy to hear this. So the son took her to one of the best restaurant in Lagos.. when they got there, he ordered fried rice and chicken. When the waiter brought the food the mother shouted, yeah I love this food. Everyone in the restaurant were laughing at the guy and the mother,so the guy told her not to shout, that she should keep it to herself. They gave them spoon to eat the guy was using the spoon while the mother was using her hand, everybody were laughing. Instead of the guy to be angry he just smile and taught his mother how to use the spoon. They brought bottle water for them and the mother was using stroke. The guy smile and told her not to use stroke. When they are about to leave,one man went to the guy and said why didn't you get angry when she was embarrassing you?, The guy replied and said when I was a kid she taught me All I need to know. If she ask me to read 123 to ten,I will say 1,3,5,6,7,8,10, she never felt embarrassed, instead she will correct me. Now that she's old do you want me to let her down???
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07/07/2024

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATHROOM AND BAFF-ROOM😅😅😅

Bathroom 🛀 Is a place where you take a shower, it's a very clean and cool place, you can sleep and charge your phone there if you wish. Bathroom is always inside the house 🤷🏻

But you see Baffroom😂

Infact, the distance from your house to baffroom is like 10 kilometers 😅. If you are going to the baffroom you need to carry your bucket 🪣 of water in one hand,😂 your soap container in the other hand and your tower round your neck 😅😂.🐒

The towel round your neck is the baffroom door so you hang it in a way that will cover the door 😁 . Pray make correct breeze no blow cha!
Baffroom has no place to keep soap so you have to hold it in your hand while baffling and if the soap mistakenly drop there, infact just forget it😅😁😁

After baffing, you will still pour water on your legs to remove sand that splashed on it while you baffed . That water must not finish o!😅 You will take the remaining water back to your doorstep and pour it again on your legs to remove the sand picked up on your return journey from the baffroom, for the last time before entering your room.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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