Function Performance

04/01/2026

Spring is almost here! With the change of the seasons comes a change of business!

As the weather warms up and your cars start to come out, we’d like to announce we here at Function will be working on BMW’s EXCLUSIVELY! After long nights of internal struggles, it’s time to admit Toyota’s are inferior, and thus we’re deciding to join the winning side!
Book today to get your BMW scheduled in for service before it’s too late!

06/25/2025

Happy Hump Day everyone.

It has come to our attention that as of December 31st, 2024, Function Garage was filed as a registered US trademark. The application was filed as of March 18th, 2024. While we established our brand under Function Garage, there was no such trademark and we were unaware of any other entity operating under the name.

Respectively, we WILL be operating under Function Performance, so as to avoid any confusion and prevent any possible future damages, and would like to insist we have no relation with Function Garage. This poses no opposition to Function Garage, and we wish them the best in their endeavors on the East coast.

06/06/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year again for our annual Cars and Bass! As the weather gets warmer and cars come out, we're happy to bring another event to celebrate the season.
Stop out to showcase your build and let loose as the night progresses!

Full DJ Lineup TBA but you can certainly expect DJ OYO on the decks to bring House and DnB 😎

07/17/2024

Fender rolling/pulling offered here at Function Garage. Looking to put some more aggresive wheels and tires on your car and need the body to match? We can help get your fitment dialed in. From a slight fender roll to keep the factory flush look without damaging paint, to pulling and trimming to getting full lock clearance with tight fitment. We can help! Shoot us a message with some details about the setup and what you are looking to get done. Pricing is at $60 a corner.

06/13/2024

Reminder that our show is next weekend everyone! Very excited to see everyone there! We’ve been very busy getting prepped and ready to bring you guys an awesome event!

06/06/2024

Just a reminder we have a website! If you aren’t on instagram or prefer a traditional blog style, the news section will be where you can keep up with our happenings!
Functionms.com

06/05/2024

The function crew is in Houston! VHS on board, ready to grab a new import! Had a nice kei truck spotting while down here too

05/28/2024

Hey folks! We've been busy not only in the garage but in the office working on some things behind the scenes and we now have a new website! You'll find our scheduling system straightforward and comprehensive, the same way we try to carry our in-house service. Check it out!
functionms.com

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05/06/2024

Though at times things may feel like the tale of Sisyphus, there is an end! The ball keeps rolling!