Honey Badger Hauling

28/09/2026

🚤 BOAT = BANKRUPTCY ON A TRAILER. 💸😂

You bought it.
You used it twice.
You said, “I’ll fix it someday.”
Someday was 12 years ago. 🤣

Now the boat has:
🌳 Trees growing through it
🐿️ Squirrels paying rent
🕷️ Spiders on the title
🌿 Enough weeds to qualify as a national park

GOOD NEWS: HONEY BADGER WANTS IT. 😂

Junk boat? Abandoned boat? Boat that’s been sitting so long you’re afraid to touch it?

📸 SEND US A PICTURE + LOCATION FOR A QUOTE

📞 443-404-3228

⚓ HONEY BADGER HAULING
Marine Recovery • Junk Boat Removal • Special Recoveries

You keep the memories. We’ll take the bankruptcy. 😂🚤💸

23/09/2026

🌧️ NORTHEASTERN STORM COMING THROUGH! 🌧️

With all the rain moving through and the roads getting soaked, conditions can change FAST.

If you find yourself stuck in mud, standing water, a ditch, or off the roadway — give Honey Badger Hauling a call. 🦡

🚨 Off-Road Recovery
🚨 Vehicle Recovery
🚨 Emergency Recovery
🚨 Commercial Truck & Equipment Recovery
🚨 Snow & Storm Emergencies

Don’t risk making the situation worse trying to get yourself out.

📞 443-404-3228

Stay safe out there and remember — when you’re stuck, call the Honey Badger. 🦡💪

21/09/2026

🚨 HONEY BADGER HAULING GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨

We’re setting a goal!

If our Honey Badger Hauling flyer reaches 50 SHARES, we’re doing a GIVEAWAY! 🎉🦡

Help us hit 50 and we’ll reveal exactly what we’re giving away! 👀

SHARE THE FLYER ABOVE!

Once we hit 50 shares, we’ll announce the giveaway and the official rules.

🦡 Honey Badger Hauling
📞 443-404-3228

04/09/2026

🚨 ROAD UPDATE — ROUTE 259 / SOUTH ANNE ARUNDEL 🚨

Route 259 in South Anne Arundel is pretty bad right now with all the tree damage. A couple of trees were completely across the roadway and tangled up with power lines.

With the help of my Milwaukee chainsaw and the Anne Arundel County Police Department, we were able to get one lane cleared enough for people to safely pass through. 🙏

This emergency response is being carried out through Honey Badger Hauling & Honey Badger Rescue, with the entire effort being funded by Honey Badger Hauling. We’re out here using our own equipment and resources to help our community get through this storm. 💪

⚠️ PLEASE USE EXTREME CAUTION! There are still branches and debris covering much of the roadway, and it’s going to take some time for the cleanup to be completed. Slow down, stay alert, and be prepared for additional debris and hazards.

As far as I know, most of Calvert County is still without power as well. This storm has caused some serious damage throughout the area.

Please stay safe, check on your neighbors, and NEVER approach downed power lines. ⚡🌳

We’ll keep doing what we can to help wherever we can.

Honey Badger Hauling 🦡
Honey Badger Rescue 🦡❤️
Community first.

25/08/2026

When “Nobody Can Haul It” Isn’t Good Enough

We were contacted by Luke McFadden about hauling away a boat that had already defeated just about everyone else. Luke told us 10 people before us had been contacted about getting rid of it. Some couldn’t do it, some didn’t want to do it, and others looked at it and simply said they couldn’t get rid of it.

It was too big.

After looking at the specs, I wasn’t as worried about moving it as I was about actually getting it down the road. The boat had a 12½-foot beam, so the width alone was going to make transporting it a serious challenge. Add the height on top of that, and we had a whole different problem.

So, we came up with a plan.

I cut the top off the boat and hauled it to the landfill. Unfortunately, the scale wasn’t wide enough for it, but we worked out a price with them and they allowed us to dump it.

Luke then towed the boat across the bay to a ramp that could accommodate something this size. That also saved us from having to haul this monster through Pasadena.

Once we got to the ramp, my truck really struggled getting it out. That’s when I figured there had to be water inside.

And there was. 😳

The boat was actually actively sinking while Luke was towing it across the bay. We ended up finding easily 1,000+ gallons of water inside.

This boat should have weighed around 17,000 pounds originally with the top and engine still in it. After removing the top, engine, and all that water, it still weighed 16,000 pounds after draining overnight.

We estimated that the boat, water, and trailer were over 30,000 pounds when we started.

Definitely not your average boat haul!

And speaking of Luke and boats, he has some pretty cool history sitting around too. Luke owns a 1940s military hydrofoil boat, and from what he has told me, only two of them were ever made. In one of his videos, he was out on the water when the wings on it fell into the water and sank.

Go check out Luke’s YouTube channel for the video! There’s some seriously cool stuff on there.

I told Luke that his boat and I have something in common…

His boat and I can’t fly! 😂

HUGE shoutout to Luke McFadden

I want to give a massive thank you to Luke for trusting Honey Badger Hauling with this project.

Luke is genuinely one of the most genuine guys I’ve ever met, and the same goes for his crew. On camera and off camera. I honestly feel honored that he reached out to us and trusted us to take this project on.

And Luke said something during this whole process that absolutely made my day:

Luke: “Bro only has one leg. We aren’t going to lose!” 😂

That right there pretty much sums up the attitude we had going into this project. It was a massive job, but we were determined to get it done.

If you want some fresh crabs, go check out Luke’s stand or have them shipped right to you! 🦀

And another HUGE shoutout to Josh and Anchors & Oars for allowing us to store the boat at his store overnight. That was an absolute lifesaver and made this whole project possible.

If you need **boat parts—especially sailboat parts—**reach out to Anchors & Oars. They ship too!

This one definitely goes in the books as another Honey Badger Hauling recovery that most people said couldn’t be done. 💪



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21/08/2026

Check out our video on recovering this 41ft trimaran!

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12/07/2026

Go vote for Waldo!! #3

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28/06/2026

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16/06/2026

🐉🚣‍♂️ What a great turnout for this year’s Dragon Boat Race! 🚣‍♀️🐉
First off, thank you to everyone who came out to support the teams, vendors, volunteers, and End Hunger. It’s an honor for Honey Badger to be part of an event that continues to grow every year, and we’re already excited for next year.

Now we want to hear from YOU.

How do we take an already great event and make it an all-day destination that people don’t want to leave?

Many people come to support friends and family that are racing, or they stop by to watch a few races, grab something to eat, and walk around for a while.

We’d love to create even more reasons for people to stay, interact, and become part of the experience.

Some ideas we’ve been discussing:

🚣 Public Dragon Boat Tug-of-War challenges in the swim area using spare boats so spectators can become participants.

🎨 Face painting for the kids.

🎶 A DJ or live music throughout the day to keep the energy going between races.

🏆 Team Spirit Awards for the best team tents, decorations, and overall energy.

🪑 A waterfront lounge area with chairs, shade, and places for people to relax and hang out throughout the day.

But these are just ideas.

👇 We want to hear from the community. If YOU were coming next year, what would make you stay all day instead of just an hour?

What would make you say, “We can’t miss the Dragon Boat Race next year?”
Drop your ideas in the comments. Big or small, we want to hear them all. Your feedback could help shape next year’s event!

15/06/2026

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