Jake "The Butcher" Car Sales

08/25/2025

🏈🍗 Football season’s almost here, and you know what that means… TAILGATE SEASON! If your truck isn’t ready to be the life of the lot, it’s time for an upgrade.

Show up to the game and let everybody know who runs the parking lot. 🚙💨

👍 Hit that Like button, 💬 Share this post, and tag your buddy who’s still showing up in last season’s ride. Let’s get you rolling before kickoff!

08/22/2025

Massive Thank you to Mr.Conn On the purchase of his new 2019 Silverado 🥳🥳!!His double cab Sierra wasn't big enough for the car seat for thier new born Owen. So dad got an upgrade and owen got some more room for his Seat!! SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME!!

🚨🚨Please like share this post if you know of anybody that might need a new ride🚨🚨🚨

08/21/2025

Fingers crossed septembers gonna be the month!!! 🤣🤣👌

08/21/2025

"🔥 Fresh on the lot! 🔥 2014 GMC Sierra Double Cab – 4x4, clean, and in beautiful condition. This one won’t last long! 💪 Make sure to LIKE & SHARE this post — you never know who’s looking for their next truck, and this could be the one they’ve been waiting for! 🚙💨 "

08/20/2025

A big Thank You 🥳to Sierra for the business!!! Sierra Purchased a brand new Buick Invision ST absolutely stunning vehicle!!! 🚨🚨

Message me , if you're in the market for a great deal on a Vehicle!!! 🚨🚨

08/07/2025

Ouch, that’s gotta hurt…
But you know what doesn’t hurt?
🔥 Pulling off the lot in a clean ride with a deal that doesn’t break the bank.

If you’ve been waiting for the right time to upgrade, this is your sign. Whether you’re after power, style, or just something reliable — I’ve got something for you.

📍 LaFontaine Buick GMC — Lansing
💬 Shoot me a message or stop in and ask for Jacob. Let’s get you rolling.

08/04/2025

I don’t sell water 💧— but I do have a clean 2024 Chevy Malibu 🔥 ready to roll.
Low miles 🧼 Smooth ride 🚘 Ice-cold A/C ❄️ Clean title 📄
If you're looking for something reliable and stylish, tap in before it’s gone 🏁

07/30/2025

🚨 If buying a car feels like breaking bones... you're doing it wrong.

I’m Jake the Butcher, and I’m here to make the process easy, transparent, and even kinda fun. No pressure, no games — just real help and the Family Deal you’ve been hearing about.

📍 Based in Lansing
📲 Message me today or stop in — I’ll treat you right.
💥 Let’s turn that pain into pride when you drive off the lot.

👇 If you’re tired of the runaround, hit that Follow, Share this post, and Tag a friend who needs a ride!

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07/29/2025

🚨 JAKE THE BUTCHER’S BEEN GETTING SMACKED AROUND 🚨
These last 2 months have hit harder than a minivan in a demolition derby 💥🚐💨
But I’m still standing — barely — and ready to make deals happen 💪💸

👉 Whether you're looking to buy, sell, trade, or just kick tires and talk shop 🛞👀
I NEED YOUR HELP!

Let’s chop up some deals 🔪🔥
Help me turn this slump into a stampede 🐂

👇 Do me a solid:
❤️ LIKE
🔁 SHARE
🗣️ TAG a friend who needs a new ride!

Your support means more than you know — let's make some magic happen, South Lansing! 🚗💨

07/28/2025

07/22/2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It’s been so quiet at LaFontaine Buick GMC, even the South Lansing tumbleweaves are applying for financing. 😅

We’re not saying it's slow… but the crickets are helping with the paperwork. 😂

That just means YOU have the perfect shot at snagging a sweet deal without the crowd. We’ve got time, hot coffee, and fresh rides ready to roll!

💥 Do us a favor—like and share this post so we can remind folks their dream car is just sitting here waiting. Let’s get some traffic moving before the sales team starts organizing a talent show. 🚨🚨GET AT ME🚨🚨