Mayhem Garage

10/08/2026

Woody was out earning his keep today! 💪🔧

This time, a couple of monster hydraulic cylinders from a JCB telehandler.

From everyday automotive repairs to heavy equipment, Mayhem Garage has been keeping things moving for years.

Big jobs, small jobs, and everything in between.

💣 WE FIX THE MAYHEM!

10/01/2026

Ever wonder what a repair might cost before you even call the shop?

Mayhem Garage now has a repair estimator right on our website.

Pick your vehicle, choose the repair, and get a starting estimate to help you get a better idea of what you may be looking at before scheduling.

A few important things to know:
The estimator is a guide — not a final quote. Actual pricing can change once the vehicle is inspected.

Additional parts, hardware, fluids, seals, gaskets, related components, diagnostic time, broken or seized hardware, previous repairs, or other issues found during the job may affect the final cost.

Some repairs also require supporting parts that may not be obvious until the vehicle is properly inspected.

We’ll always let you know what we find before adding work.

Check it out at:

mayhemgaragetx.com

Pick your vehicle. Pick the repair. Get an idea of the cost.

Then bring the Mayhem to us.

09/30/2026

Wondering what your repair might cost before bringing your vehicle in?
Mayhem Garage now has an online Repair Estimator that gives you a quick idea of what common repairs may cost based on your vehicle and the service needed.
It’s a simple way to get some pricing information before scheduling your repair.

Get started here:
mayhemgaragetx.com/estimate.php

Have questions or don’t see the repair you need? Reach out to Mayhem Garage and we’ll help point you in the right direction.

09/20/2026

09/20/2026

Some shops have a fancy waiting room. We’ve got tools, questionable shop humor, and a veteran owner who gives a damn. 🔧🇺🇸

We appreciate every customer who chooses our little corner of Mayhem—and everyone who tells a friend about us.

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09/20/2026

Rolling the windows down is a choice. Having to do it at every red light is a problem. 😂🥵

If your commute comes with complimentary swamp ass, give Mayhem Garage a shout. 🔧💣

📍 Kempner, TX
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09/20/2026

Texas already has an oven. Your car doesn’t need to be another one. 🥵😂

At Mayhem Garage, we handle the busted-knuckle bu****it so you can get back to your day.

Veteran owned. Locally operated. Ready to throw wrenches. 🔧💣

📍 Kempner, TX
🌐 mayhemgaragetx.com

09/19/2026

Well… somebody officially bought Mayhem. 😂💣

Our first merch order is in, and that’s a pretty damn cool feeling.

We’ve spent a lot of time building this shop, building the brand, breaking stuff, fixing stuff, creating chaos, and somehow turning all of it into something people actually want to wear.

To whoever grabbed the first shirt — seriously, thank you for supporting a small veteran-owned shop doing things our own slightly unhinged way.

The Mayhem Garage merch store is officially alive. 👊