Wes Van Horn

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Wes Van Horn

04/11/2013

For fans of my comedy, of which there are countless numbers (if you can't count to 11), here is a list of the shows I will be doing in over the next few weeks in KC, Tuscaloosa, Birmingham, Huntsville, and Atlanta.

Friday, April 12th: Westport Coffee House Theater, KC, 7pm and 9pm, $5
Monday, April 15th: Uptown Arts Bar, KC, 10pm, FREE
Thursday, April 18th: The Green Bar, Tuscaloosa, AL, 9pm, FREE
Friday, April 19th: Fresh Ground Comics, Birmingham, AL 8pm, $5
Monday, April 22nd: TBD, but most likely at Comikaze at Stillwater Pub & Bar 31, Birmingham, AL, 8pm and 9pm
Tuesday, April 23rd: TBD, but most likely at Shaken Not Stirred Comedy Night at The Rare Martini, Birmingham, 9pm
Wednesday, April 24th: The Real McCoy Comedy Night at Ri Ra Irish Pub, Atlanta, GA, 8pm, $5
Thursday, April 25th: Comedy Mayhem at Crossroads Music Hall, Huntsville, AL, 8pm, $5
Friday, April 26th: The Epic Comedy Hour at Flying Monkey Theater, Huntsville, AL, 8pm, $7

Holy s**t! This is going to be awesome. Can't wait to see everyone!

02/16/2013

FaIr WaRnInG, FeLLaS. oNcE a MoNtH I cAn Be A rEaL hAnD fUll. LOLZ! Tonight On LouBegaCalled:

http://loubegacalledhewantshisfedoraback.com/2013/02/16/when-im-on-my-period/

When I'm on my period I get cramps so bad that it feels like a clown is twisting my guts up like a balloon animal. When I'm on my period it feels like there is so much pressure on my uterus, like m...

05/10/2012

HEY BIRMINGHAM! I am gonna be so deep inside of you this weekend. Pulsating. Throbbing. Wheezing violently and throwing up blood. I'll performing at Secret Stages downtown. B'hammer, it has been awhile...but as long as you still like to get drunk and see who can fit what inside each other, I think we'll be juuuust fine. Comedy will be happening at Steel friday night and Rogue Tavern Saturday. (I'm at 9:45/Fri and & 7:15/Saturday, but you should come see urrybody, seeing as how most of them are my close friends.) Check out the schedule below See you this weekend, sugarpussy.

http://www.secretstages.net/

03/22/2012

There's more to Paul Bunyan than your pre-school teacher wants you to believe. We've uncovered the secrets and we're hear to share them with you, our beloved readers. We love you. Tonight on LouBegaCalled:

http://loubegacalledhewantshisfedoraback.com/2012/03/21/the-story-of-paul-bunyan/

This story is long ago in the wilderness of the American frontier, before that railroad came a’chuggin along into town. Choo- choo! It was a time of new beginnings, self-made men, fiddle play...

03/13/2012

Cowabunga? More like cowa-bunghole. At least in Raphael's case. Tonight on LouBegaCalled:

http://loubegacalledhewantshisfedoraback.com/2012/03/13/when-it-comes-to-ninja-turtles/

When it comes to ninja turtles, everybody knows Raphael is cool, but rude. Like seriously rude. RAVISHINGLY rude. Rude Boying out his blowhole, Rihanna style. It’s like he doesn’t have ...

03/03/2012

We all remember our first summer camp. The talent show, the arts and crafts, the freeze tag games, the he**in. Tonight on LouBegaCalled:

http://loubegacalledhewantshisfedoraback.com/2012/02/28/a-letter-from-camp/

Dear Mumsy, Camp Gooseneck is as wonderful as I could have ever imagined! How silly I feel that I was so nervous before. You were right, this is turning out to be the best two weeks of my li...

02/15/2012

Your mama, your daddy and your greasy greasy racist granny. Tonight on LouBegaCalled:

http://loubegacalledhewantshisfedoraback.com/2012/02/15/grandparents-are-racists/

I don't think I'm alone when I say grandparents are intolerant bigots. They don't care for the blacks. They don't care for the jews. They don't care for Mexicans. And I know they're not technical...