Flat 6 Werks

05/01/2026

03/23/2026

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03/21/2026

THE 60 BEST

1. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. The problem is that he's so tough that he never cries. Never!
2. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed and in the closet to see if Chuck Norris is there.
6. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just didn't have the guts to tell him.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets all the information he needs.
8. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
9. The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
10. Under Chuck Norris's beard there's no chin. There's another fist.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
12. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and won.
13. When Chuck Norris urinates, the stream pierces titanium.
14. Chuck Norris has a polar bear rug. The bear isn't dead... it's just too scared to move.
15. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.
16. There's no theory of evolution. There's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares it.
18. When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris replied: "Say 'please'."
19. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
20. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and was served immediately.
21. The Bermuda Triangle used to be a square until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked one of the corners.
22. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris invented black. (Pink was invented by Tom Cruise.)
24. Chuck Norris doesn't use a towel. The water runs away from him in fear.
25. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
26. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet in the shower. He makes the water wash itself.
27. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the light. He turns off the darkness.
28. Chuck Norris got stabbed in the eye. The knife went blind.
29. Chuck Norris doesn't buy butter. He roundhouse-kicks cows and they turn into butter.
30. Chuck Norris invented the cesarean section by roundhouse-kicking his way out of his mother's womb.
31. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
32. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. Whoever answers the wrong call is the one who gets screwed.
33. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
34. Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
35. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, the mirror looks away.
36. Chuck Norris kicked the speed of light and went back in time.
37. Chuck Norris's diary is called the Guinness Book of World Records.
38. Chuck Norris doesn't have a house. He picks one and the owners move out.
39. Chuck Norris doesn't need clones. He looks in the mirror and lets the reflection go out.
40. Chickens had teeth until one bit Chuck Norris.
41. Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He eats the bee.
42. Chuck Norris beat the mirror at even or odd by choosing odd.
43. Chuck Norris doesn't shake on the pull-up bar. The bar shakes when it sees Chuck Norris.
44. The lion has Chuck Norris tattooed on its back.
45. Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."
46. Chuck Norris wears dark glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
47. The best disinfectants kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever he wants.
48. Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts crying.
49. Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin and that's how giraffes were born.
50. Chuck Norris threw a gr***de and killed 50 people. Then the gr***de exploded.
51. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of them is called Earth.
52. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in elves. (They believe in him.)
53. Chuck Norris can download hardware.
54. When Chuck Norris pets a tiger, the tiger walks backward.
55. Chuck Norris doesn't wear dark glasses to protect his eyes. He wears them to protect the sun.
56. Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no sign of life there.
57. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
58. Chuck Norris invented s*x, drugs, and rock n' roll. In that order.
59. Chuck Norris doesn't stroke his beard. The beard strokes him.
60. If Chuck Norris is late, time slows down to wait for him.

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02/25/2026

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A tribute to Ferdinand Alexander Porsche – the mind behind the original 911.​A Sonderwunsch creation, envisioned by his son Mark, and a story of legacy shape...

02/21/2026

Join us at Flat 6 Werks for the LSRPCA gathering starting at 8:30 AM.

Great cars, coffee, and community — we’d love to see you if you can make it out!

🕣 8:30–10:30 AM
📍 Flat 6 Werks | Sugar Land

Hosted by Flat 6 Werks & Gulf Coast Auto Shield

01/16/2026

Join us tomorrow, January 17th at Flat 6 Werks for an LSRPCA gathering centered around great cars, great coffee, and great community. See you there!

12/27/2025

Tomorrow’s the day! 🔥
Join us at Flat 6 Werks for the final LSRPCA event of 2025 as we close out the year with great cars, great people, and great conversation.

📅 Saturday, December 27
🕙 8:30 AM – 10:30 AM
📍 Flat 6 Werks | Sugar Land

Hosted by Flat 6 Werks & Gulf Coast Auto Shield

We hope to see you there!

03/08/2025

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The Porsche 917/30 featured one of the most powerful racing engines ever built: a 5.4-liter flat-12 twin-turbo monster that dominated the Can-Am series in the early 1970s.

🔹 Configuration: Flat-12 (boxer)
🔹 Displacement: 5,374 cc (5.4 liters)
🔹 Induction: Twin-turbocharged
🔹 Max Power: Around 1,100 hp in race trim, but could reach 1,500 hp in qualifying mode
🔹 Torque: Over 1,100 Nm
🔹 Weight of 917/30: Around 850 kg
🔹 Top Speed: Over 400 km/h (250 mph)

This engine was an evolution of the naturally aspirated Porsche 917 engine that had already proven its dominance at Le Mans. However, for Can-Am racing, Porsche engineers pushed the limits of turbocharging, creating an absolute beast that left competitors in the dust.

The Porsche 917/30 was so dominant in 1973 that rule changes were introduced to limit its performance. To this day, its flat-12 twin-turbo engine remains one of the most powerful race engines ever built.

05/27/2023

Just another day at the office

08/17/2022

https://youtu.be/EDm58UgBUxk

A true athlete, both on and off the track. Meet a new aerodynamic wonder – the Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Prepare to meet the finish line quicker than ever. ...