Sim Simma

Sim Simma Thanks for following me. 2001 BMW M3 Vert/Hardtop Titanium Gray with Black and Imola Red interior. Has premium package and a few mods.

We also offer HydroDipp Services

Name the song?
02/11/2024

Name the song?

02/09/2024

I am not losing weight because every Crunch I do has a Captain in the front 🤦‍♂️

02/08/2024

I'm having a garage sale this weekend!
Please don't come if I've ever borrowed anything from you.

02/06/2024

Remember that the teacher is silent during a test when you feel like God isn't present with you.

02/04/2024

Why does it cost $2 to put air in my tires?

Inflation...

02/04/2024

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's concerning how many people bring a knifes on a date.

02/01/2024

When was the last you told your partner how much you appreciate, and why you chose them? What was their reaction and did it get you closer?

01/31/2024

“La dilación es la arrogancia de que Dios te dará la oportunidad de hacer mañana lo que te permitió hacer hoy.”

01/28/2024

When you get with a Latina, you are either going to get one that cooks like her Mom or drinks like her Dad

01/26/2024

Shout out to ALEXA AND SIRI for being the only women who listen to me,

01/25/2024

Life is short, Break d rules, 4give quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, laught uncontrollably n never rgret anything that made u Smile

01/25/2024

I pay close attention to who likes my posts because as soon as I'm rich, I'm buying you all tacos

Hit me with a Dad Joke. I’ll go first:WHY SHOULDN'T YOU WRITE WITH A BROKEN PENCIL?BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS
01/23/2024

Hit me with a Dad Joke.

I’ll go first:

WHY SHOULDN'T YOU WRITE WITH A BROKEN PENCIL?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS

01/16/2024

GIVE ME COFFEE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN
AND WINE TO ACCEPT THOSE
THAT I CANNOT

01/05/2024

What alcoholic beverage goes well with chicken soup? Asking for a friend 🤣

01/01/2024

Happy MMXXIV

12/27/2023

I don't want to end 2023 on bad terms with anyone.

You can go ahead and apologize now

12/25/2023

Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who don't; according to a study I made up.

12/25/2023

I don't want much for Christmas this year...
I just want the person reading this to be happy, safe, loved and healthy 🎄❤️👏

My Tribe out here doing it well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The dedication and planning is worth admiring 😂😂😂😂
12/20/2023

My Tribe out here doing it well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The dedication and planning is worth admiring 😂😂😂😂

12/17/2023

IT'S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

12/15/2023

It cost $0.00 to remind someone they aren’t alone in this world.

I love you ❤️

12/09/2023

Dear Coca-Cola Company:
No more new flavours.
Either add the co***ne back, or leave it alone.

12/04/2023

WHEN YOU ORDERED A BOOK ON HOW TO SCAM PEOPLE AND IT
NEVER CAME
🤣🤣🤣🤣

12/02/2023

I bet someone's mom used me as a bad example when I was younger 😅

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