Scooterarmy

08/26/2026

Sometimes its the simple things in life that give us the greatest pleasure.. shoulda bought one of these measuring cups a long time ago.. smh

08/16/2026

Adam Rollins

08/10/2026

The china parts man is the issue here... lmao..

08/06/2026

YGDR

08/05/2026

Well.. that won't buff out.. talk about a blown clutch Adam Rollins .. I feel like you jinxed me..

Not mine.. this is from the 150 that was just dropped in my driveway..

08/03/2026

FOLKS. FOLKS. Gather round. It has happened again.
I pull into MY OWN DRIVEWAY, at MY OWN HOUSE, and there is a SCOOTER. Just sitting there. Vibing. No note. No name. No number. Nothing. Like it teleported in from the Bermuda Triangle of Engines. Like the scooter stork flew over and said "this one's for Casey now" and dipped.

And here's the kicker — I had a feeling this dude was gonna do this. I KNEW. And instead of a phone call, a text, a carrier pigeon, ANYTHING, he just yeeted a broken scooter into my driveway like it's a Little Free Library but for mechanical trauma.
Sir. SIR. I do not run a scooter orphanage. This is not a drop-off shelter for unwanted scooters with commitment issues. I don't have a night deposit box. There is no scooter stork nest. Whatever you think this is, it is NOT that.

And the worst part — the WORST part — is I already got it running. Because apparently my love language is fixing machines that show up uninvited like a stray cat, except the cat has a carburetor and no title.

At this point I gotta accept it: I am the neighborhood scooter whisperer, whether I consented or not. Send help. Or don't, honestly, send more scooters, I clearly can't stop myself either.
🛵💀🔧

07/31/2026