Sta Lo-Market

08/11/2023

We will have a shipment of "diversity" folding chairs coming in from Montgomery, Alabama next week. First come....First Serve basis

-Clet
CEO & Store Owner
Steam Boat Captain

07/26/2023

We are PROUD to be AMERICAN at Sta-Lo Market! We are proud to announce that we will be playing Jason Aldean's "TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN" on a loop all week from open to close!! Come on in and see us in Gainesboro. A REAL American Business with SMALL TOWN VALUES !!

MARGIE

06/30/2023

Completely irresponsible!! There are firework laws for a reason and I'm sure none of them say you can host a firework stand next to gas pumps. We ask that everyone boycott Celina 52 to show them there arrogants and irresponsibility will not be tolerated

CelinaTruckStop

06/12/2023

WANTED: We are seeking suspect who wrote on ATM Machine on Saturday Night 6/10/23. If you have any information leading to a arrest you will get 10$ Jumbo Bucks Lottery Ticket reward.

We have received a tips that it was a employee from Celina 52 Truck Stop that did it but we dont have enough evidents right now to charge. Please help us find who did it.

Sanjeep

06/01/2023

Yassss! Reminder: We will be closed on June 3rd so that our Employees can attend the Pride Fest in Cookeville! We hope to see everyone there! Happy Pride month Queens!

This weekend!!!! Come celebrate with us, performances by local favorites Presley Onassis, Justin Dreamz, Wendy Williams!!! It's going to be a great day and a great show!

05/28/2023

Pump 4 will be closed this week cause we are doing memorial day phtoto shoots for babbys to help earn some money for our gas station. We are doing the photo shots for $25 in various poses for your kid.

-Rahul

05/24/2023

One day closer to PRIDE month!

05/23/2023

Just want to shot out and congradulate Wanda on 6 month anniversary here at Sta Lo Market its people like you that keep us running smooth!

-Clet
Owner Operator

04/11/2023

G**s are more than welcome at our gas station!!! ALWAYS!

As of today, SWIFT Transportation will no longer be welcome onto our Truck Stop property after violating several passages of the US Truck Stop Code Book. We expect all truck drivers to respect our facilities and rules when on site.

03/31/2023

We was armed robberied today and offering $50 reward to whoever can help us identify this man. We dont have any catholics in our town so we know this isn't a real Nun and is a man in drag. Please help us find this suspect and get him off the streets of Gainesboro !

-Clet
Owner Operator
Former Tennessee Senior Citizen Golf Tandem Tournament runner up 2011

03/16/2023

RECORD BREAKING MONTH: Our second floor call center logged 194,853 unsolicited phone calls during the month of March, a new record!! Very proud of this 17 person crew and what they have been able to accomplish!

CLET

02/18/2023

RIP Clet-Tips...Still thinking of you!

Bird Dog
-Technological Maintenance

02/18/2023

Free Dumpster Cats! Just pay the "Catch Fee" of $20. Checks made payable to Clet Merritt or Bird Dog Jr. Jr. NO RETURNS!!!! Also we do not take cash due to the 2022 bonus hole incident at our last "catch & release" round up. Thanks & God Bless!

-Clet
CEO & Store Owner

02/07/2023

We wanted to send out prayers & condolences to the Clet Merritt family! We are so sorry for your loss! Shouldn't of ended that way! 😥 In other news...we have inner-racial date nit this Thursday. Bring 2 females & get an extra raffle ticket for our 1 hr Golf Cart ride with Bird Dog in the old corn fields out back. Gonna be a great celebration of life for Clet-Tips!

12/27/2022

We still have a few of our "Christmas Tacos" left. HALF PRICE!!!!!!!

Gary
-Store's Can Of Whoop Ass
-Clets Right Hand Man
-Store Manager

11/24/2022

Bird-Dog is about to put the "Thanksgiving Sta-Lo Turkey" in the oven for a good slow cook! Happy Thanksgiving Gainesboro! We here at Sta-Lo wish you & your family a Happy Turkey Day!

-Clet
Owner & CEO
Hunter & Gatherer

11/13/2022

Christmas Gifts are coming in but won't last long! First come, First Serve

Gary
-Store Manager
-Clet's Right Hand Man

11/10/2022

This looks like it came straight from Rodney's bu****le! Disgusting Celina 52 Truck Stop

Celina 52 Truck Stop has partnered with Mountain Dew to bring customers a Celina 52 Flavored Soda. This "Taste of the Truck Stop" is a spicy golden blend of everything that makes Celina 52 Truck Stop the first stop for Truckers.

Now you can take the Truck Stop on the road with this mystery flavor that's sure to give you the kick you need to get the job done. Be sure to pick up this limited edition soda exclusively at Celina 52 Truck Stop. Tastes like a good time!

11/08/2022

We got our new pipes & urinal candles in tonight! Come get a stocking stuffer & it smells great in the bathroom. Just in time for the holidays!

11/01/2022

We have some leftover ham from our Halloween Party that Bord Dog cooked! This was the juiciest piece of meat I've ever had in my mouth! First come first served!

Gary
-Store Manager
-Clet's Right Hand Man

10/25/2022

We apologize for our non stop 48 hour showing of the Greg Gutfeld show on our showering TVs in our non-binary locker rooms. We are at our Semi-Pro Truck stop. This will be addressed immediately in the morning staff meeting and Bird Dog isn't allow to have weekend TV access to the remote indefinitely! We have canceled him... from the remote. Sorry for any safe zone violations and remember we have inner-racial date night this Thursday night.

Clet
-Owner & CEO
-Showering Expert

10/25/2022

Recieved some new Halloween Costumes & Halloween Socks from Zappe up in the Western Kentucky's black market area. Supplies limited, first come first served! Hurry or shut up!

Bird Dog
-Technological Maintenance Support
-Pumpkin Arts Enthusiast
-Inner Racial Date Night Coordinator & Alumni

10/14/2022

Whoever is p**ping in our dumpsters out back...we have called the authorities and u will be brought to justice! We know this isnt racoon p**p like it was before but the amount of blood & nuts in it is quite concerning! That is not a healthy stool!

Gary
-Store Manager
-Clet's Right Hand Man

10/13/2022

New Children's Book just came in! We have a limited supply. Reading is fundamental and here in the Weabers Valley Area we pride ourselves with the fundamentals! First come first served while supplys last!

Clet
-Owner & CEO

10/13/2022

We are getting tired of the harassment from the idiots at Weaber Valley Sheriff department always using search warrants every time a trucker or tweaker leaves unauthorized p**s jugs at Celina 52 Truck Stop . Its not us! You guys dont even have real guns...you have pellet guns....WTF! Stop the social injustice at Sta Lo!

REGARDING YESTERDAY'S CRIME: On Wednesday October 12, 2022, at approximately 7:19AM CST time, Celina Interdiction Force (CIF) Agents noticed a Truck Driver (henceforth called "Suspect") urinating in our parking lot. The Suspect was allowed to finish before being arrested for Indecent Exposure, Disorderly Conduct, and Vandalism.

Authorities then granted themselves permission to search the Suspects truck. Upon searching, Agents quickly discovered nearly three gallons of recently excreted urine in unapproved containers. The suspect was then charged with additional crimes as only official Celina 52 Truck Stop Branded Jugs are allowed on the premises. The Urine will be processed in our labs to determine if any drugs were in the Suspects system at the time of the crimes. He was booked in the Weaber Valley Jail on a $50,000 bond.

Thank You,

Management

09/26/2022

Our new inventory of Big Bottle Halloween Wine Corks have just arrived this morning! $13.69, first come first served basis. No holds so come get one and keep that wine fresh!

Clet
-Owner & CEO
-Jackson Co Alcohol Board Member
-Wine Enthusiast

09/13/2022

The rumors are false! We aren't doing a latino twerking competition at our inner-racial date night this Thursday! Please call to confirm allegations instead of assuming what Blind Donny from that crap hole Celina 52 Truck Stop says online! Don't forget it's taco Tuesday for our lunch special today, now thats something you Latinos can get behind here at Sta Lo! God Bless & Sp*ed!

Clet
-Owner & CEO
-Taco Lover

08/25/2022

Our bathroom is closed today due to the racoon/rooster incident from yesterday night. You will have to use the designated hot zone by the dumpsters untill further notice. Sorry for the inconvenience truckers.

Gary
-Store Manager
-Gainesboro Stock Brooker

08/20/2022

We are giving discounted Pall Malls away at our fish fry/Dentist Raffle tonight to support our local JC Middle School Credit Recovery program. Donations would be appreciated and there will be a $5 cover charge at the door to cover the cost of the Pall Malls! We always support our local community even when they fail!

Clet
-Owner & Part Time CEO
-Previous School Board Candidate

08/08/2022

These children books just came in during the night shift! Be available 1st thing in the morning! No we dont take EBT for children books...so quit asking!

Bird Dog
-Technological Maintenance & Support
-3rd shift leader
-TCAT Memphis Graduate

07/31/2022

If u have lost a white chicken it is safe but if not claimed by Sunday at 10am. We will have to calll Peta . We will have chicken strips on lunch special tomorrow. Come on out for juicy white meat chicken!

-Clet

07/29/2022

Please understand that we dont give 10% off ci******es with a smart card. Why we have to announce this is ridiculous but please stop getting mad at us for normal store policies and please reframe from p*eing on the wall & toliet seat in protest of our smart card policy! Have a blessed day and don't forget about our lunch specials & beer cooler. God Sp*ed!

Clet
-Owner & CEO
-Part Time Outlet Mall Santa

07/24/2022

Say whhhhhhaaaaaat Celina 52 Truck Stop. We are the only C Store in the Weaber Valley authorized to play Display Case music in store.

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06/22/2022

What a treat Bird Dog has cooked up on the Hill today for lunch! His famous stuffed Chicken-Tuna. People literally have called it the chicken of the sea and if you put that on top your head, your dag-gum tong will beat your brains out to get to it! $18.99 a plate, includes our 128oz fountain drink, 2 sides & 1 complimentary Pall Mall cigarette.

-Clet
Owner & CEO
Fisherman & Bowling Captain

06/15/2022

Our bathrooms smell extra good today. Come sniff the difference

06/15/2022

Gary is on the grill for all your lunch needs. Come on by Sta Lo for your lunch break to beat the heat and grab some good food while your at it!

-Clet
Owner & CEO
Grill Master

06/10/2022

Our new children's book are in. 30 pages of pure children bliss! On sale for $29.99 ($1 per page, wow what a deal)

Clet
-Owner & CEO
-Local Liberian
-Bed Bug Hater

06/10/2022

06/08/2022

Go F yourself Jerry! Your a weirdo who buys too much goat milk lotion from us! Mind your own business!!!

-Gary
Store Manager
Clet's Right Hand Man
Bangin Nevaeh Doggy Style

06/08/2022

Thinking of opening another Semi-Pro Truck Stop in Dekalb County. I've got a gay cousin Stephen Thomas Trapp who would do a good job for us and create a very diverse culture within that struggling community. What do our loyal supporters think?

-Clet
Owner & CEO
Barbs Baby Daddy