09/09/2021
(Shain) I hooked up a dump trailer to a freaking Kodiak today!
Coworker: What kind of truck do you have?
Dude: A big one.
C: Because it needs to be 3/4 ton or heavier.
D: It's a Kodiak.
C: What's that?
Me, from 20ft away: It's basically a semi with a truck bed so it's plenty, Cheryl! I got it from here. Take a lap.